A group of celebrities from different backgrounds will pack their bags and go somewhere no pap can reach them- Mars! Just kidding- They’ll be looking down at us the way celebs usually do, just not from space. The cast will live in an Earth-based but Mars-like setting on Fox’s new reality series, Stars On Mars. Not to be confused with the future Elon Musk documentary Dirt Star on Mars.

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Now that Taylor Swift is officially a single woman again, it’s reported that a new tepid romance is fully underway. You’d think her recent split with her boyfriend of six years Joe Alwyn would be enough content for her next album, but nope! She’s gotta keep things interesting for the fans by dating another English dude, The 1975’s Matty Healy. And while it’s not official-official that they’re going steady, Matt kept the rumor mill chugging along by showing up to her Nashville show. As we are all aware, true love is engaging in a carefully crafted series of appearances with your maybe boyfriend for PR purposes. L’amour!

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If you’re a Brit, then I’m sure your vocal cords are sore (and not in a sexy way) from loudly chanting that oath of allegiance to King Charles III on his Coronation Day. Or your vocal cords are sore from loudly snoring while sleeping through King Chuck’s Corny because you don’t give one shit about it. Whatever the case, King Charles and Queen Camilla’s bloomers filled with panty pudding royale today as they were crowned during the scaled-back three-day Coronation event that is costing British taxpayers ONLY $125 million. King Charles and Queen Camilla’s crowning ceremony happened at Westminster Abbey today and featured a spotlight-stealing cameo from little Prince Louis and a quick appearance by Prince Harry, whose ass is already on a plane back to California for his son Prince Archie’s fourth birthday.

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As expected, Paramount has confirmed that Cabela’s answer to Succession, Yellowstone, will end with its current fifth season. Also, as expected, a sequel series is in the works, and Matthew McConaughey is still in talks to star. Newly single Kevin Costner won’t be in the sequel series, but other original Yellowstone cast members will be. Yellowstone 2: Cowlectric Boogamoooooo is supposed to debut in December. THIS December. That’s only seven months away, and a writers’ strike is going on. Will the first few episodes be nothing but The Texas T-Rex playing the bongos next to his horse as Kelly Reilly chews the scenery up in the background? Maybe Paramount is fast-tracking the sequel to do humanity a solid by keeping Matthew busy so he won’t have time to really build up his cult-like self-help movement – Deadline

Brad Pitt will pull a Tommy Cruise by doing a “dangerous” stunt in his new Formula One movie. Brad will drive a slower mock-up of an F1 car during the British Grand Prix. Okay, but if Brad really wants to do something dangerous, he should try living in one of his Make It Wrong houses for a day – Polygon

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Where in the world is Amber Heard? We haven’t really heard (ha!) from her since December when she dropped her appeal against her ex Johnny Depp. Yesterday, The Daily Mail gave us an answer. They claim 37-year-old Amber has “quit Hollywood” and moved to Madrid, Spain, with her 2-year-old daughter, Oonagh. After last year’s bonkers defamation trial and Team Johnny Depp (allegedly) orchestrating a massive online hate campaign against her, I don’t blame Amber for wanting a new start. Let’s just hope the Hollywood Vampires don’t add Madrid as a stop on their European tour.

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