Open Post: Hosted By Aubrey Plaza’s Ad For “Wood Milk”
Back in the ’90s, those “Got Milk?” ads had everybody chugging the white stuff by the carton (or the bag, if you’re Canadian). But, in recent years, dairy milk sales have declined, due in part to the growing popularity of plant-based milks like soy, almond, and oat. Enter Aubrey Plaza. AdWeek reports that she’s starring in a commercial for something called “wood milk”. It’s the world’s “first and only milk made from wood”, and, if that sounds gross, don’t worry; it’s completely made up. The ad is actually a parody of plant-based milks from MilkPEP (the Milk Processor Education Program). Yep, Aubrey’s helping Big Dairy get back on their hooves. Continue reading
Today In Cable News DRAMA: Tucker Carlson Is Out At Fox News And Don Lemon Has Been Fired From CNN
Things are going to be a little awkward at the back of the unemployment line today. Because former Fox News sweetheart Tucker Carlson and former CNN sweetheart Don Lemon are both out of a job after getting shit-canned by their network. Since both Fox News and CNN are down a messy anchor, I bet that they’re currently in a bidding war with each other to land Kerry from Succession!
Pete Davidson Might Catch Criminal Charges For His One-Car Crash Last Month, And He Shoved A Handsy Fan At A Knicks Game Yesterday
It’s too bad that Pete Davidson’s no longer in Kris Jenner’s inner circle, or the fallout from his one-car crash into a Beverly Hills home would’ve ended with a handshake and a friendly ride home from the cops. But instead, he could be facing criminal charges for that incident last month. And in another pivot from most Pete news being about him shoving his average-sized revolving door dick into a new piece, he was instead seen shoving an overzealous fan at last night’s Knicks game.
Cardi B Is Coming After YouTuber Tasha K’s Properties To Help Fulfill The $4 Million Defamation Settlement She’s Owed
Cardi B is not fucking around when it comes to that $4 million settlement that YouTuber Latasha “Tasha K” Kebe was ordered to pay her in the defamation suit the rapper brought against Tasha. Tasha claimed that Cardi B had herpes and was a druggy prostitute. Cardi B sued and won. Tasha appealed but lost that appeal, meaning she’s still on the hook to pay Cardi’s legal fees, damages, and punitive damages. And Tasha doesn’t have $4 million, but she does have property, and Cardi is trying to grab it up. Welp, time for Tasha to pitch Tyler Perry a new made-for-TV movie–Homeless Over Herpes: The Tasha K Story.
Len Goodman, Head Judge On “Dancing With The Stars,” Has Died At 78
The angels in heaven better prepare to be judged on how graceful they lengthen their arms as they glide above the clouds because they’ve got a master in movements of elegance in their midst! Len Goodman, the former head judge on Strictly Come Dancing and its American version, Dancing with the Stars, has died. He was 78.
Meghan Trainor Apologized For Making “Careless” Comments About Teachers On Her Podcast
About five years ago, Meghan Trainor and her Spy Kids husband, Daryl Sabara, were papped leaving a sex shop with all kinds of goods. She later explained she was just grabbing some toys for a “friend,” and apparently, that “friend” is a teacher because she recently said on her podcast that they should get fucked! Or, more specifically, “fuck teachers, dude.” But after some backlash, Meghan issued an apology for her “careless” comments and said she was just angry and was only referring to mean teachers.