Even though Prince Harry and Meghan Markle hoped their family of four would be welcomed with open arms to take center balcony at King Charles III’s Coronation this weekend–complete with a Prince Archie birthday shoutout–after scoring a reluctant, indirect invite, either The Firm laughed in their faces, or Harry found out there won’t be a proper supply of Monica Gellar’s garage fridge-grade shrooms there to make it bearable enough to stay for all three days. As we already heard, Harry’s going to attend the ceremony solo, but it looks like he’s also now decided to only stay in the UK for 24 hours to make an appearance at the main event of his dad’s corny before returning home in time to be at Archie’s “low-key” birthday party.

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Years ago, when Gwyneth Paltrow and her ex-husband Chris Martin decided it was time to part ways, she didn’t announce it like normal folks. Instead of saying, “Hey y’all, me and Chris are getting divorced,” she instead got all Oxford English professor on us by unleashing the term “conscious uncoupling.” I think we all collectively hated her a bit more for such a pretentious coupling of words, but somehow it caught fire with her horde of brand-addicted zombies who fell in love with Goopy’s way of saying, “We fucked up our marriage.” Now years later, Gwyneth is giving herself a pat on the back for becoming the Dr. Phil of words by helping people accept their situation with the usage of the term.

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While enjoying the sun, sand, and drinks in beautiful Bali, a vacationer named Michaela thought she spotted a famous face, Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s known to vacation in exotic locales, so who’s to say it wasn’t him? However, as the effects of the tequila shots wore off and seeing him mingle with women over the age of 30, Michaela realized that it wasn’t Leo but an uncanny doppelganger, according to her. Hear that, ladies? There’s another Leo out on the prowl, ready to trick women into thinking they can survive the expiry date of 25 years old.

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Back in the day, the Lawrence brothers were like the Jonas brothers. Joey, Matthew, and Andrew Lawrence were three siblings who sang (sorta), acted (your mileage may vary on the definition of acting in this case), and looked vaguely alike (bingo). Their heyday was in the 90s, but Joey has had the most consistent career of the two, having starred in Melissa & Joey in the 2010s and, most recently, as a contestant on The Masked Singer. The other two, however, have been less visible. Well, Matthew recently shared some insight into why his career took a dip: he wouldn’t get nude for a director.

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