Category: Kate Middleton

Prince Harry Said He Cut Some King Charles And Prince William Stories From “Spare” Because They’d Never Forgive Him And It Would’ve Been 800 Pages Long

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Harry’stell-all” book, Spare (seen here already half-price because all of the juicy bits were forcibly squeezed into our ear holes and eyeballs before the book even hit the shelves, probably), has already broken sales records and reportedly rankled Prince William and Kate Middleton to their emotionless cores. But, the sloppy-mouthed spare wants everyone to know that he didn’t actually tell it all and did exercise SOME discretion by leaving out a few tidbits–because the book would’ve been 800 pages long, and William and King Charles would’ve found those particular items unforgivable.

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Reportedly “Very Upset” By Prince Harry’s Tell-All

January 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Ever since Prince Harry announced the release of Spare, the internet has been abuzz with excerpts from the tell-all book. From the tale of fisticuffs between the two princes to the origins of the infamous Nazi uniform to Harry dragging William for his hair loss, the book contains a seemingly never-ending stream of embarrassing stories designed to last a Queen’s lifetime. So, what do the Royals think of Harry’s collection of bedtime stories for unloved boys? They’re pissed! Obviously.

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Prince Harry Says That Prince William Physically Attacked Him And More From His Tell-All “Spare”

January 5, 2023 / Posted by:

If you had yourself a dysfunctional family holiday filled with drama, tussling, and messiness, just be a little grateful that your filthy laundry wasn’t aired beyond a ~cRyPTic~ Facebook post from your auntie. Because Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare, is out next week, so the promo tour for it has begun, and right now, The Firm is probably furiously trying to leak as many anti-Harry stories as possible as the Benny Hill theme song plays in their heads. In leaked excerpts from the book and promo interviews, Harry accuses Prince William of physically attacking him, says William and Kate Middleton co-signed his Nazi costume, calls William his “archnemesis,” and gets into the rumors that King Charles is not his biological father. Oh, and Harry and William’s nicknames for each other are “Harold” and “Willy.” I know, I buried the true lede!

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Kate Middleton Reportedly Wore £176,664 Worth Of New Clothes In 2022

December 29, 2022 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail decided to put their interns to work this holiday season and made them add up the total cost of all the looks that Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, wore this year. Now close your eyes and imagine what it would be like if you had a wardrobe worth over two hundred thousand dollars because that’s Couture Kate’s life on a daily basis. And apparently, she set a new record.

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Prince William Attended His Ex-Girlfriend’s Wedding Without Kate Middleton

December 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Prince William attended his ex-girlfriend Rose Farquhar’s wedding without Kate Middleton. Now, this Rose was not the Rose who William denied cheating with back in 2019. That was a Rose by another name: Rose Hansbury, aka Kate’s married ex-best friend. No, newlywed Rose dated William back in 2000, when he was 18 years old. The Daily Mail says Rose was “the Prince’s first serious girlfriend,” and People quotes the 2011 book The Making of a Royal Romance by describing their relationship as “an innocent, tender romance.” Well, maybe not that innocent. Apparently, William and Rose were once caught canoodling in a field by a farmer. “Oy! Stop fuckin’ on me’ land, you little perv- OH. Your majesty! Carry on, then.”

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Prince William And Princess Kate Sat Courtside At A Boston Celtics Game Last Night, And They Were Booed

December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Prince William and Princess Kate’s Caribbean tour earlier this year went over about as well as a Black woman who isn’t a first-generation African immigrant existing in Lady Hussey’s presence–which is not well at all–so as we know, they decided to take a working trip to somewhere known to be FAR more friendly and welcoming: Boston. Kate and William are in the city to attend the Earthshot Prize Awards and decided to go on a field trip to a Boston Celtics game where they sat courtside; because where else can you see Bostonians at their very dignified best than at one of their professional teams’ sporting events? But some Bostonians weren’t amused and welcomed the royals with boos and chants of “USA!”

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