When you look at Ariel Winter, you might see a girl who looks like the middle child from Modern Family, or someone who appears to be coming for Bella Thorne‘s gig (no Ariel, that market is already over-saturated!). Or maybe you see someone who is hiding the TRUTH about their surgeries. Well, Ariel recently dealt with such a situation. One Instagram commenter dropped by with their two cents on the current status of her body. Naturally, 21-year-old Ariel wasn’t having it, and slid their change back across the counter.
Oh they’re all smiling now. But just wait until one of them gets a script that’s only two pages long and a note for makeup that reads: “Corpse-y, but not like, ghoulish.”
Modern Family is rumored to be ending after its tenth or possibly eleventh season. Show creators Steve Levitan and Christopher Lloyd said at the beginning of this year that they’d like the show to leave on a huge ratings-grabbing high note, like a birth, a death, or a wedding. I was hoping the show would end with Haley Dunphy reuniting with her older, denim-slinging dirtbag boyfriend Kenny and getting married in matching jean outfits. But it looks like they’re going with a death, and it’s going to happen sooner than at the end of the series.
Your aunt Patty’s favorite show, Modern Family, is celebrating its 200th episode and contemplating the end of the road as it limps its way through its 9th season. And The Hollywood Reporter says that season 10 will probably be the last. That’s sad news for the ridiculously well paid cast. How will Ariel Winter afford the modesty pixels she has to carry with her at all times?
Ariel Winter’s relationship with her alleged stage mother from hell Crystal Workman is kind of like Ariel’s relationship with modest clothing; it doesn’t exist. 19-year-old Ariel was emancipated from her mom two years ago. But despite the fact that she really wants nothing to do with her mother, Crystal often seems to have a lot to say about her daughter. And Ariel has a lot to say about that.
Attention enthusiasts know that the Emmys are a tasteful affair; you’ve got to balance out your ass with some class. Thankfully, Ariel Winter showed everyone last night how to do it. Ariel came in a dress by Steven Khalil featuring not one, but two crotch-high leg slits. Angelina, who? I’m sure her dress was very expensive, so for those of you hoping to find the look for less, I would probably suggest Craigslist the day after the next AVN awards.
When 19-year-old Ariel Winter is not playing nerdy uptight Alex Dunphy on Modern Family, she’s proving she’s not nerdy uptight Alex Dunphy by THOT-ing it up. Of course, there will always be people who just can’t seem to appreciate Ariel’s enthusiasm for hoochie looks. One of them is her estranged mother Chrystal Workman.