Category: Very European
Open Post: Hosted By Sweden Winning The Eurovision
Every year, our European friends come together as a community, find their best (or hottest) singer, and put them in their most sparkly outfit on the most pyrotechnic-ed stage, and have all of Europe judge who has the catchiest and most fuckery-filled song. Whoever wins is allowed to run the EU for a year. This process was decided during the Paris Peace Conference. Last night, Europe underwent its annual grueling 4-hour song contest, and SPOILER ALERT Sweden’s Loreen and her abs took home the iconic glass microphone!
Amber Heard Is Done With Hollywood And Living In Madrid
Where in the world is Amber Heard? We haven’t really heard (ha!) from her since December when she dropped her appeal against her ex Johnny Depp. Yesterday, The Daily Mail gave us an answer. They claim 37-year-old Amber has “quit Hollywood” and moved to Madrid, Spain, with her 2-year-old daughter, Oonagh. After last year’s bonkers defamation trial and Team Johnny Depp (allegedly) orchestrating a massive online hate campaign against her, I don’t blame Amber for wanting a new start. Let’s just hope the Hollywood Vampires don’t add Madrid as a stop on their European tour.
Spanish Actress Ana Obregón Used A Surrogate To Carry Her Grandchild Using Her Late Son’s Sperm
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… a 68-year-old Spanish actress has caused a ton of controversy after using her late son’s sperm and a surrogate to give birth to her granddaughter. Huh. HUH. Last week, actress and presenter Ana Obregón was papped outside a Miami hospital holding a newborn baby she named Ana Sandra Lequio Obregón. People assumed Baby Anna was Anna Sr.’s daughter and many tsk-tsk-ed her apparent use of a surrogate at her age. Surrogacy is actually banned in Spain, where many politicians and media types refer to it as “womb renting.” But today, ¡Hola! magazine released an interview with Ana, where she revealed that Baby Ana is actually the daughter of an egg donor and her only son, Aless Lequio García, who passed away from cancer in 2020. If there was ever a time to use the “Escándalo” tag… Continue reading
Coco Got Shit For Wearing An “Inappropriate” G-string Bikini To A Water Park With Her Daughter
Coco will become the most controversial celebrity mother since OctoMom, and no amount of pearl-clutching will stop her! Last week the 43-year-old was criticized for letting her 6-year-old daughter, Chanel, ride around in a stroller at the Atlantis Bahamas Resort. Coco, Chanel (ohhh, Coco Chanel!) and Ice-T are still on their family vacay, and the scandals keep coming. Now Coco’s getting shit for wearing a skimpy G-string bikini at a waterpark, where there were… brace yourselves… children in attendance! Great, now dozens of parents will be forced to explain to their kids what “true glamour” is. Continue reading
Brigitte Nielsen Thinks That The Father/Son OnlyFans Page Is “Very European”
Move over Bhad Bhabie because the creepiest thing on OnlyFans is actually an alleged father/son duo from England who get naked together. I mean… I understand saying “Daddy” in the bedroom but this is TOO much. Not for Brigitte Nielsen, though! Who for some reason was asked about this by TMZ and she says that it’s totally normal and very “European.” Europe is about to file a defamation suit against Brigitte in 3..2…