Apple’s New $3500 VR Device Is Being Ridiculed Online
Forget about being a Democrat or Republican. In these technologically advanced times, only one thing truly matters: Apple or Android? And Apple’s obsessed customers love to remind Android users how much their phones suck and will NEVER live up to Apple’s pristine standards. Well, the time has come for all Android users to unite, point their fingers at the Apple zombies, and laugh at their misfortune since the next device on deck, Apple Vision Pro, costs more than many people make in a month. And although there was a time when Apple users would sell their furniture and both kidneys to play with a new Apple product, these are no longer those times. And their customers are not prepared to drop $3,500 on a device nobody even asked for in the first place.
Pete Davidson Told PETA To “Suck My Dick” In A Voicemail After They Criticized Him For Buying A Puppy From A Pet Store
In between their legitimate animal activism crusades, PETA has also taken on seemingly frivolous causes like honoring the craptastic movie Cats (the coveted butthole version, for sure) and declaring that true feminists don’t eat eggs. But their docket must be pretty sparse right now since after seeing recent photos of Pete Davidson and his girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders buying a puppy instead of adopting one, they sunk their claws right in. However, a normally press-passive Pete wasn’t having it and left them a heated voicemail, first explaining his reasoning for buying the puppy and ending it with a “fuck you, and suck my dick!”
Vin Diesel Is Reportedly Blaming Jason Momoa’s “Overacting” For The Bad Reviews Of “Fast X”
Now that Vin Diesel’s feud with The Rock seems to be over with The Rock returning to the Fast and Furious franchise, it’s time for another fast and furious feud. Now, nobody was expecting Fast X to be filled with dedicated thespians competing for Oscars. But don’t let Vin Diesel know that because he’s blowing through all of the Stop signs. And after eleven films repeatedly using the word “family,” we’re all ready to be emancipated from his collection of car thieves once and for all. But since the checks keep rolling in, Vin and his crew will continue rolling down hills in fancy fast cars emerging unscathed for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately, the reviews from this latest installment are worse than a ten-car pile-up, and instead of Vin admitting this franchise has finally run out of gas, he’s supposedly blaming newcomer Jason Momoa‘s “overacting” on the film’s terrible reviews.
Sources Say Taylor Swift Was Just “Letting Off Steam” With Matty Healy And “Will Not Be Writing Albums About This One”
Welp, as predicted by anyone with reason and/or a marketing degree, Taylor Swift and her rebound beau, Matty Healy from The 1975, have reportedly broken up. This movie isn’t that shucking since Taylor was roasted for sullying her pristine reputation by dating the edgiest of edgy edgelords. The dick couldn’t have been that good–there was no way. And it sure doesn’t seem to have been because not only is Taylor cutting ties, sources are publicly tossing Matty to the wolves and washing their hands of him. They said Taylor was just letting “off some steam” and sewing her “oats.” Well, it’s nice that Taylor got to feel the excitement of dating a racist dude for a hot minute, I guess…
Republican Presidential Candidate Tim Scott’s Appearance On “The View” Got So Unraveled That Whoopi Goldberg Asked The Crew To Step In
Because many of us are clenching our butt cheeks together in foreboding of Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis slipping into the White House to strip large groups of their rights, it’s easy to forget that there are several more Republicans who’ve thrown their hat into the 2024 presidential ring. South Carolina Senator Tim Scott is one of that motley crew of probably far-fetched contenders, and he took to The View yesterday to do that typical Republican thing where they deny the existence of systemic racism and rail against government overreach while simultaneously calling for the government to ban things it shouldn’t concern itself with. And like many segments on The View, Tim’s didn’t go well, and bitch got booed. At one point, it also got so chaotic that Whoopi Goldberg eventually asked a crew member to get Tim to stop talking so they could go to a commercial break.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Opens Up About Telling His Ex-Wife Maria Shriver About His Affair And Love Child
Lately, it seems like streaming giants have been handing out auto-biographical docuseries like doctors handing out Ozempic prescriptions- you get one even if you don’t need it! And the latest celeb we can expect to see oversharing on our screens is Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose Netflix docuseries will be dropping tomorrow and will dive into his experiences as a bodybuilder, actor, politician, and most importantly, two-timing cheater- which he gets candid about during his recollection of the moment his ex-wife Maria Shriver found out about his affair and secret love child.