Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ August 23, 2020

Tostitos Bear!

Everyone’s saying that this year has gone to the dogs (which is HIGHLY offensive to dogs), but I’m sorry, it has really gone to the bears. The bear uprising is in full effect with bears breaking into Benzes, thieving beer from a cabin, thieving pizza from a house, using a human’s kiddie pool to cool off, and busting down doors Kool-Aid Man-style. And now one bear from Lake Tahoe, CA has sashayed into a Safeway like they owned the place, took some Tostitos tortilla chips without paying and didn’t give one fuck.

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Birthday Sluts

/ August 23, 2020
Shelley Long (71)
Lil Yachty (23)
Trixie Mattel (31)
Alice Glass (32)
Jeremy Lin (32)
Sky Blu (34)
Annie Ilonzeh (37)
Natalie Coughlin (38)
Joanne Froggatt (40)
Andrew Rannells (42)
Julian Casablancas (42)
Nicole Bobek (43)
Scott Caan (44)
Shifty Shellshock (46)
Ray Park (46)
Bone Crusher (49)

Pic: Columbia Pictures

Jay Mohr (50)
Ant (53)
Caroline Manzo (59)
Edwyn Collins (62)
Charles Busch (66)
Queen Noor (69)
Rick Springfield (71)
Barbara Eden (89)
Vera Miles (91)
Kobe Bryant (1978-2020)
River Phoenix (1970-1993)
Wendy Pepper (1964-2017)
Keith Moon (1946-1978)
Coccinelle (1931-2006)
Gene Kelly (1912-1996)
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Open Post: Hosted By Senator Tom Carper’s String Of F-Bombs

/ August 22, 2020

And this was a different f-bomb that got that sportscaster fired.

Many people scream “fuck fuck fuck” over what’s happening to the US Postal Service, but during a hearing about the Postal Service yesterday, Senator Tom Carper blew out a string of f-bombs for a different reason. Senator Carper delivered an f-bomb party after going up against some pepaws’ greatest rival: technology.

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Drew Barrymore Confirms The Rumor That Her Grandfather’s Corpse Was Stolen From The Morgue By Errol Flynn For One Last Party 

/ August 22, 2020

Drew Barrymore is Hollywood royalty (her great aunt was Oscar-winner Ethel Barrymore and her grandfather was John Barrymore, one of the most influential stage actors of the 20th century). She’s also legendary in her own right, so when we first heard the story that John’s dead body had been kidnapped(?) by his friends and used as a prop during a poker game, it seemed totally possible (for a Barrymore).

Well, Drew basically confirmed the rumor during an appearance on the YouTube series “Hot Ones” (where she was interviewed while eating increasingly hotter chicken wings) and thinks that the classic dead-guy buddy flick, Weekend at Bernie’s, was inspired by the whole thing. Seriously, how hot were these chicken wings (INSERT: Firestarter joke here)?

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Taryn Manning Will Play The Title Role In A New Movie About A “Karen”

/ August 22, 2020

Hang onto your MAGA hats, 2020. Because a truly horrific horror movie is in the works (although, you can watch the horror show happen in real-time by logging onto Twitter and going through all the Karen videos). According to TMZ, Karen is getting the Hollywood treatment, thanks to director Coke Daniels (yes, his name is Coke Daniels) and Taryn Manning who just signed on to a movie where she plays “Karen WHITE“, an amalgamation of ALL the Karens we’ve come to know and hate––a racist, privileged and entitled white woman from the South who terrorizes her new neighbors once she discovers they are Black. Again, this is a movie, not a documentary. Although they could probably skip hiring a writer and just make the script by piecing together dialogue from all of the Karen cellphone calls from 2020 alone.

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Lori Loughlin Reportedly Maintains That She Did Nothing Wrong Despite Accepting Plea Deal

/ August 22, 2020

If you thought that the sentencing of these two would be the absolute last thing you’d hear about them for a long time, think again. Hot on the heels of yesterday’s news that Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were sentenced to prison (2 months for her and 5 months for him) after admitted wrongdoing, sources tell Us Weekly that she refuses to accept the full and complete blame for paying $500,000 to fraudulently get her daughters into USC through the rowing team. And while many are against Lori and Mossimo, she is getting some love from DJ Tanner herself Candace Cameron Bure.

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