Category: Jason Momoa

Here Are Some Of The Movie Trailers The Studios Served Up During The Super Bowl

February 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Invariably, the worst food you will eat at any given Super Bowl party are nachos. Somebody’s always trying to be cute and do too much. And by the time they come around to you, they are a soggy, sticky mess that have been touched by way too many bare hands and you have no idea what you’re supposed to be eating. You’ll be all “Is this a garbanzo bean? And what is this… pineapple?!?!” Yet apparently, every single one of the movie studios that paid for a spot during yesterday’s game signed up to bring nachos. So we got served a dozen sloppy variations of cheese on chips when all anybody really wants are some hard-fried chicken wings and a cold beer. To which the studios all said “go fish,” and handed us a plate of Tropical Tuna Fiesta Surprise nachos instead (I’m looking at you, Air. Viola Davis is owed an apology).

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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Stripping Down To A Traditional Hawaiian Malo On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

November 10, 2022 / Posted by:

In between exploring his semi-recent singledom with Eiza Gonzalez and Kate Beckinsale after divorcing Lisa Bonet, Jason Momoa’s been spending his time making your Aunt Barb hot under her Dress Barn collar by ass-out fishing in a traditional Hawaiian garment called a malo on Instagram and promoting his upcoming Netflix movie, Slumberland. Jason stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and gave all of his admirers a little more spank-bank material by stripping down to a malo again, and this time he tried his hand at making that ass clap.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Cutting His Hair Off To Bring Awareness To Single-Use Plastic

September 6, 2022 / Posted by:

For a second this weekend, Jason Momoa went from Aquaman to Captain Planet when he took a pair of scissors and clippers to his long ass mane. Jason says he chopped his hair and got a buzz cut. Jason says he got the chop to get more people to pay attention to how horrible single-use plastic use is. Not sure if that move got enough attention, so Jason may have to follow it up with a video of him trimming the carpet too!

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Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonález Have Broken Up

June 14, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s only been a few months yet Eiza González has already thrown Jason Momoa in the recycling bin next to Josh Duhamel, Liam Hemsworth, Maluma, Timothée Chalamet … wait just a minute, what the hell kind of cockamamie recycling bin is this? You can’t mix twinks with aluminum cans. The city will never pick that shit up! At any rate, People reports that Jason and Eiza have parted ways because of “their two busy schedules” and are “in different life stages.” The couple had reportedly been dating since February but their relationship wasn’t confirmed until last month. Jason and his partner of 17 years, Lisa Bonet, announced their split in January.

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Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonzales Are Reportedly Dating And He Apologized For Taking Pictures Of The Sistine Chapel

May 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Human bearskin rug Jason Momoa is keeping somebody warm at night other than Kate Beckinsale. According to People, Jason is currently dating Ambulance star Eiza Gonzalez. Sources say things between Jason and Eiza are casual at the moment, but he did attend the Ambulance premiere last month. Turns out there was nothing between Jason and Kate at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, she was just cold so Jason gave her his coat. But Eiza apparently has the privilege of lounging naked on Jason’s chest in front of a cozy fire.

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81-Year-Old Al Pacino’s New Girlfriend Is 28-Year-Old Noor Alfallah

April 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Alleged cheapskate Al Pacino may be so old he lost the role of Rosalind in The Globe Theatre debut of As You Like It to Methuselah, but that hasn’t stopped him from bagging broads young enough to be his granddaughter. But Al’s previous two girlfriends, Israeli actress Meital Dohan and Argentinian actress Lucila Solá (Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Camila Marrone’s mother) were merely half his age. However, according to Page Six, 81-year-old Al’s new lady friend is just 28, a full 53 years his junior. Al was recently spotted having dinner with a group of friends, which included recently single Jason Momoa, and was seated next to Noor Alfallah, a 28-year-old producer “who comes from a wealthy Kuwaiti American family.” Somehow, despite dining with Jason, who was wearing a lavender button-up shirt nearly unbuttoned to his navel, instead of asking for a doggy bag big enough to hold a writhing baby elephant, Noor apparently chose to go home with Al.

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