The People Want The Butthole Version Of “Cats” To Be Released
“Show me the butthole cut! Show me the butthole cut!” No, no, I’m not doing an impression of my doctor trying to get a better look at an anal fissure. I’m protesting the monsters who edited out all the feline buttholes included in an earlier version of modern cinematic classic, Cats. It’s just like those Hollywood big wigs to try to bury the truth. Thankfully, their dirty little secret was exposed yesterday on Twitter.
Award-winning Cats is now available on VOD, so since many of us are at home with nothing to do, people are watching it, and tweeting about it. This was the tweet that started all of the pussy butthole talk:
A VFX producer friend of a friend was hired in November to finish some of the 400 effects shots in @catsmovie. His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of Cats
— Jack Waz (@jackwaz) March 18, 2020
Soon, the hashtag #ReleaseTheButtholeCut trended:
Our society is collapsing our world is teetering on the edge of utter chaos please please we need this #ReleaseTheButtholeCut https://t.co/Dn5y7pKLuc
— Elle Maruska (they/them) (@ellle_em) March 18, 2020
Just imagine, you worked your ass off to get through college to become a CGI artist. Eventually, you land a job in Hollywood, and then one day you’re hired to draw 400 cat buttholes, and then, THEN, someone comes along and erases all your buttholes. #ReleaseTheButtholeCut https://t.co/Gb8aOqSrIR
— Michael Tushaus (@MichaelTushaus) March 18, 2020
Reminder that The Secret Life of Pets had the guts to put a butthole on the cat…#ReleaseTheButtholeCut pic.twitter.com/kHCE67zfMa
— Alex Leadbeater (@ADLeadbeater) March 18, 2020
These brave freedom fighters are 100% correct. We know the Cats VFX team is super touchy, but have the goddamn GUTS to do the right thing in a time where people are (butt)holed up in their houses. We need light! We need escape! We need CGI cat anus! I mean, you already removed Jason Derulo’s kitty bulge. Can’t ya give us a little bootyhole? But surprise, surprise. This bullshit goes allll the way to the top. Now they’re denying the butthole cut ever even existed:
URGENT #ReleaseTheButtholeCut update/clarification, emailed to me by a CATS VFX crewmember who has asked to remain anonymous pic.twitter.com/nmta9CG08E
— ben mekler (@benmekler) March 18, 2020
Sigh. Ya can’t fight the suits. People will just have to experience Cats in its final form, sans anus. And really, isn’t it the perfect time to catch up on all the award winning films we missed this past winter, now that studios have released a bunch of them for at home streaming early? Even Seth Rogen live tweeted his coronavirus Cats watch:
Also the scale is bizarre. The behind the scenes features, which are amazing, said the set is 2.5 times scale but that would mean cats are like 60 pounds in real life!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Meanwhile as everybody begs to see CGI cat hole (look at what corona has done to us?), actual cats are flaunting their assholes like, “What is mine? Chopped liver?”
Pic: Youtube