Category: Dogs

Open Post: Hosted By Busch “Beer” For Dogs

August 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Yes, even dogs are going THROUGH! IT! during this non-stop cycle of 2020s ever-loving bullshit, so why hasn’t some company come up with a crisp, refreshing can of “beer” for puppers? Well, Busch Brewers managed to take a look at the figures and determined that canines aren’t getting anywhere near fucked-up enough with their drunk owners, so they quite fittingly said “hold my beer” and got to work on a brew made just for dogs. Although, sadly for dogs, it’s non-alcoholic.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Package-Thieving Pooch

March 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Dogs––they’re just like us. They drool, they whine, they scratch. And sometimes, they commit petty misdemeanors just because they can. Residents of McAllen, Texas were not surprised to find a stray pup wandering the neighborhood, scoping out the scene and looking generally sketchy as fuck. I say “not surprised” because when it comes to being a public menace, this bitch is a repeat offender.

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Open Post: Hosted By Astronaut Christina Koch’s Excited Dog

February 15, 2020 / Posted by:

You think YOU’RE special when your dog greets you at the door with a few licks and a dribble of excitable pee after you’ve come home from doing god knows what all night? You are nothing compared to NASA astronaut Christina Koch. Not only has the woman been in outer space, but she was up there for a record-setting 328 days! And when Christina came home, her little brown dog, a good girl named LBD (which stands for Little Brown Dog––I can’t) not only remembered her, but proceeded to coat her in a tidal wave of slobber.

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Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Reunited After Their Dog Dolly Died

July 29, 2019 / Posted by:

When Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux called it quits on their maybe-not-actually-legal marriage last year, they probably assumed the only time they’d see each other would be on TV. Like catching Jen in an Aveeno commercial, or Justin on QVC selling shock-absorbing jogging pants. But it looks like they recently came together, and sadly it was to say goodbye to their beloved dog, Dolly.

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Jenelle Evans And David Eason Are Reportedly Under CPS Investigation After He Killed Her Dog

May 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Last week, we heard that David Eason, the husband of Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans, earned himself a first class ticket to Hell after he shot her dog Nugget. Nugget nipped and David and Jenelle’s daughter Ensley, so he claimed the dog was violent and he had to put Nugget down. Well, David is now being investigated by multiple agencies.

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