Category: Dogs

Open Post: Hosted By Scooter, The Winner Of The 2023 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest

June 25, 2023 / Posted by:

The time has come again this year when certain dog owners proudly march to Petaluma, California, to loudly declare, “I have the world’s ugliest dog!” However, amongst a sea of dogs with weird hair patches and gnarly underbites, only one can be crowned ugliest. And this year’s winner is Scooter, a hairless Chinese Crested dog whose face only a dog mother could love!

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Pete Davidson Told PETA To “Suck My Dick” In A Voicemail After They Criticized Him For Buying A Puppy From A Pet Store

June 6, 2023 / Posted by:

In between their legitimate animal activism crusades, PETA has also taken on seemingly frivolous causes like honoring the craptastic movie Cats (the coveted butthole version, for sure) and declaring that true feminists don’t eat eggs. But their docket must be pretty sparse right now since after seeing recent photos of Pete Davidson and his girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders buying a puppy instead of adopting one, they sunk their claws right in. However, a normally press-passive Pete wasn’t having it and left them a heated voicemail, first explaining his reasoning for buying the puppy and ending it with a “fuck you, and suck my dick!”

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Paris Hilton’s 23-Year-Old Chihuahua Harajuku Bitch Passed Away

May 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton has the ultimate accessory of a new baby friend she can tote around now, so I’d imagine her menagerie of pets just hasn’t been getting out of the closet their dog mansion as much as they once had. But, her long-haired chihuahua, Harajuku Bitch, escaped this mortal plane to join Paris’ most famous pup, Tinkerbell, in the big purse in the sky. Harajuku was 23. 

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Was “High Out Of His Mind” After A Vet’s Visit

May 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Doctor’s appointments aren’t always enjoyable. As you get older, you get less, “You’re looking great. See you next year.” to “Good Lord, what the hell have you done to yourself?!” But sometimes the visits can still be a lot of fun, ifyaknowhatImean. A pup had an encounter with some of the doctor’s good stuff and left the office as high as Snoop Dog after a party hosted by Willie Nelson!

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Buddy Holly The Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen Won Best In Show At Westminster

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

History has been made! Nothing will ever be the same! USA Today reports that yesterday, Buddy Holly won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in NYC, making him the very first Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen to take home the honor in the competition’s 147 years. Petit what? Peh-TEE bah-SAY grihf-FAHN vahn-DAY-ahn. Or, for all you plebs who can’t pronounce fancy French words: PBGV.

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Open Post: Hosted By Bayley, The Mini Sheepadoodle Who Looks Like Snoopy

April 14, 2023 / Posted by:

The last time we saw a living being attempt to emulate the mononymous cartoon Beagle icon, Snoopy, it was a defeated-looking Hoda Kotb on the Today show as part of the hosts’ coordinating Peanuts costumes–all of which were a bubbling puddle of ramshackle nightmare fuel–so how very refreshing for the internet to have bestowed upon us the adorable Bayley, a mini sheepadoodle! Bayley has recently gone viral for her uncanny resemblance to Joe Cool himself.

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