Category: Dogs

Open Post: Hosted By Spike, The New World’s Oldest Dog

January 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Pop quiz: Who loves eating Doritos all day, taking long naps, and luxuriating in baths? If you answered me, then you are right. But if you answered Spike, the chihuahua, you’re even more right! The now-famous Spike has reached the ripe age of 23, which makes him the newly crowned world’s oldest dog. Yes, it seems Doritos and baths are the key to a long life.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Pug Who’s Best Friends With Her Garden Statue Look-Alike

January 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Sometimes we all long for a friend who doesn’t insist on replying to every single one of our stories with a semi-related story of their own that they find more intriguing simply because it’s about them. And a one-year-old pug named Maggie might be on to something because she’s found a faithful friend who won’t ever try to one-up her story about that time she drunkenly butt-scooted in Bora Bora: a garden statue that looks exactly like her.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Abandoned San Francisco Airport Dog Finding His “Furever” Home With A United Airlines Pilot

December 27, 2022 / Posted by:

United Airlines ranks nowhere near the top of any of “The Best Airlines in Americalists (just ask Mayim Bialik), unless you’re a sweet puppy whose first owner decided to inexplicably yeet you from their luggage at San Francisco International Airport. Polaris, a 6-month-old German Shepard, was left at the airport this summer after his human decided to continue their travels without him. Luckily, United Airlines assisted the SPCA in Polaris’ care from abandonment up until he was finally adopted by one of United’s pilots, just in time to have a home for the holidays.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Border Collie Doing A Trust Fall

December 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Growing up, one of my uncle’s favorite whimsical pieces of advice was, “Never EVER trust anyone.” His simple, consistent message over the years definitely didn’t have any effect on me and my relationships with people! However, there are some beings on earth who don’t bat an eye when it comes to confiding in others. Dogs are particularly good at putting their faith in their favorite people. Take this TikTok of a Border Collie Tesla who engaged in what I see as a very dangerous trust fall with a human. Trusting us humans? The things that are destroying the rainforest and made the Kardashians famous? Bad idea!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Gets “Hyped” To Leave A Boarding Kennel Because He Might Get McDonald’s

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re an emotionally needy dog, you get your own support dog. If you’re a dog who feels compelled to do hood rat stuff, you take your grandma’s car for a joyride and crash that bitch into anything that gets in your way. But if you’re Bucky, you go viral on TikTok by craving the simpler things in life, like a single warm chicken nugget after a long day in boarding. “How adorably quaint!” cried Elton, the diva dog who demands immediate paw cleanings after going outside for an impressively distinguished shit.

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The Man Who Shot Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Was Sentenced To 21 Years In Prison

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Despite the fact that law enforcement and the justice system are known to be stalwart, trustworthy institutions, somehow, the gunman in the February 2021 attack in which Lady Gaga’s dog walker, Ryan Fischer, was brutally beaten and shot, and two of her three French bulldogs were stolen was accidentally released from prison because of a “clerical error” back in April while awaiting trial. Oopsie! But luckily, the gunman, 19-year-old James Howard Jackson, was recaptured a few months later and was just sentenced to 21 years in the slammer for his role in the attack.

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