Looks like Meghan McCain finally mastered the art of astral projection, because her nemesis and former The View co-host, 79-year-old Joy Behar, fell hard and had a Life Alert moment on the show today. Now, I’m not explicitly suggesting that Meghan used her dark spirit energy to shove Joy, but also… are we sure she didn’t?
The View returned from its holiday break today, and the Omicron variant has forced the ladies out of the studio and back to hosting remotely from their living rooms. And where was Whoopi Goldberg? Joy Behar shared the bad news: Whoopi has tested posted for COVID-19. Luckily, she’s vaccinated and boosted, so her symptoms are “very mild.”
The View is on The Hunt, but they have their work cut out for them. Ever since the Victimhood™ and Nepotism™ MVP, Meghan McCain, left the show back in August after four years of interrupting everyone to say some Bullshit™, the show has been looking for a conservative to permanently replace her. Hopefully with fewer interruptions. But the thing is, in this political landscape they want a co-host who is a conservative and has credibility with Republicans but doesn’t think Joe Biden won the presidency through voter fraud, is against the attack on the Capitol, and won’t ever get caught wearing a QAnon t-shirt. And sources tell Politico that person doesn’t exist.
Meghan McCain Got Into The “Toxic” Culture Of “The View” And How Mean Whoopi Goldberg And Joy Behar Were To Her
It’s happened, Meghan McCain is trending again for The View and she’s not even on it. Is it just because people remembered how callously awful she was during her four-year tenure as a host? No, it’s actually because of a new interview she did with a close friend where she roasted the women of the show and called the environment “toxic” (we know) and specifically called out Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar for being mean to her. The dragon queen of The View is playing the victim? SHOCKING!
So yesterday Barbara Corcoran and the other richies from Shark Tank went on The View. The topic turned to Emma Grede, the CEO and co-founder (alongside Khloe Kardashian) of Good American jeans, who is set to be the first Black, female guest judge on Shark Tank. Host Sunny Hostin raved about Emma’s jeans, and Whoopi Goldberg commented that she’d have to try them. Then she joked, “Will they fit this COVID [butt]?” Ana Navarro replied, “They fit this COVID [butt]!” And everyone laughed, because, hey, that shit’s relatable. But then, for absolutely zero reason, Barbara fucking Corcoran jumped in with this: “When you get finished with those jeans, and decide you don’t like them, give them to me. I’m gonna make TWO PAIRS.” EXCUSE ME?! The sheer, unnecessary ordacity!
On yesterday’s live taping of The View, the show got two unexpected guest hosts in the form of positive COVID-19 tests. One quick Whoopi fart second before Vice President Kamala Harris was supposed to come out, co-hosts Ana Navarro and Sunny Hostin were told by a producer to GTFO because they had just tested positive for Coronavirus. It was a moment almost as awkward as Kelly Osbourne thinking she really did something when she asked Donald Trump who’s going to clean his toilets if he deports Latino immigrants. Okay, not nearly as messy as that. But after some screamed STUNT and others thought that this was all a ruse to get out of asking Kamala Harris the tough questions about the situation at the border, Ana Navarro piped up to say that they were all ready to ask the hard questions and added that she’s since taken two more Coronavirus tests and both came back negative.