It’s funny that Vanilla Ice (born name: Rob Van Winkle) was quick to take all of the credit for creating his first baby, “Ice Ice Baby,” despite all of our ears hearing it, all of our eyes seeing him, and Mario “Chocolate” Johnson taking the blame for it–which all suggests otherwise. But, it looks like it’s going to take a DNA test and an appearance in court for him to take credit for a 5-year-old daughter he made with his longtime girlfriend, Kirra Hentz. She’s asking the courts to force Ice to take a DNA test in an effort to establish paternity so he’ll pay child support, and they can determine custody arrangements. So take off your Reebok Pumps, microwave some Totino’s, and plop down on your hideous geometric-print couch; because we could have ourselves a nostalgic 1990s The Maury Povich Show-style “you ARE/you ARE NOT the father” moment.

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Over ten years ago, highly-esteemed serious thespian Sir Anthony Hopkins decided to slum it by appearing in a Marvel movie (Thor), and he’s taken a couple more Marvel checks since then. But believe it or not, Sir Anthony doesn’t gaze upon his Marvel performances with eyes of pride. Sir Anthony tells The New Yorker that his appearances as Odin of Asgard in the Thor movies were “pointless acting” because they just put him in armor, shoved a beard on his face, sat him on a throne, and told him to shout. He went on to say, “If you’re sitting in front of a green screen, it’s pointless acting it.” Well, if Sir Anthony ever gets bored with collecting an easy check for putting on a beard and yelling at a cloud green screen, I’m sure there’s an Angry Santa who would love to take his place. Or Brian Cox! Brian already has a beard, and he loves yelling! – People

While in her 1% bubble, Martha Stewart bravely spoke out against working from home because she doesn’t want America to “go down the drain” and become France with their “stupid” Augusts off  – Jezebel

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Stars On Mars is that Fox reality show where celebs pretend to live on Mars and… compete with each other? Fight aliens? I dunno; it’s unclear (at least to someone who has barely Googled that shit). The series finally premiered last night, and contestant Tallulah Willis is making headlines for her comments about her mom Demi Moore’s six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher. According to Too Fab,  29-year-old Tallulah said her mom marrying Ashton in 2005 was a really hard time for her and compared the experience to “a total dumpster fire.” Dumpster fire on the outside and the inside. Consistency is key…

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Back in 2011, 54-year-old Kim Cattrall put her foot down against Hollywood’s obsession with ripping off Father Time through plastic surgery and declared to The Daily Mail that she plans on “aging gracefully.” Now fast forward to the present day, and 66-year-old Kim is singing a whole new tune to the lyrics, “I’m all about battling aging in every way I can.”  No wonder she agreed to be on And Just Like That… She needs the Botox money!

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Royal historian Marlene Koenig was doing a remote interview with the BBC to lend her expert opinion on the tabloid phone hacking trial involving Prince Harry. No offense, but snoooore. Luckily, Marlene’s interview was injected with a little drama when her cat, Fleur Victoria, jumped into the shot. All she wanted was to lie on her human’s lap, and, usually, what Fleur wants, Fleur gets. But, on this day, Marlene wasn’t willing to share the spotlight (RUDE). She caught Fleur mid-jump, smoothly depositing her off-camera before answering presenter Sally Bundock’s question. Professional? Maybe. An anti-feline hate crime? Definitely.

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