Night Crumbs

June 1, 2023 / Posted by:

A couple of years after The Rock said that he’d never return to the Fast and Furious franchise, he popped up at the end of Fast X. And he announced today that he will star in a standalone movie as his character Luke Hobbs. The Rock also said that he and “candy assVin Diesel kissed and made up last year, and together they’ll “lead with brotherhood and resolve – and always take care of the franchise, characters & fans that we love.” So what put an end to this bald-on-bald feud? Did the United Nations get involved? Did Kendall Jenner give them both a Pepsi? Or maybe it has to do with a little thing called “Black Adam flopped so hard that it’s got The Rock pretending to make nice with Vin Diesel.”¬† – People

For those in the back, Jason Sudeikis confirmed once again that Ted Lasso is done with Ted Lasso, and the season three finale was the end of that story. But I’m sure there will be a spin-off or two. And I’m also sure that Ted Lasso will eventually show up on The Great British Bake Off to put his biscuit recipe to the test¬† – The A.V. Club

48-year-old Leonardo DiCatchAHo was seen hanging around 28-year-old model Neelam Gill in London and Italy, so some figured she was his newest model piece. But don’t worry, Leonardo is still mostly allergic to coochies under 25 because Neelam is actually dating one of Leo’s friends – Lainey Gossip

It’s that time again for Kate Beckinsale to let us know that her face is pretty much certified organic, and she’s never had a facelift, nose job, or used fillers. Kate then pulled some “Excuse my beauty; I’m allergic to Botox” shit by saying she has a medical condition that keeps her from using fillers. So I guess that Kate’s wrinkleless beauty is thanks to Japanese sweet potatoes and olive oil! – Celebitchy

Amy Sherman-Palladino talked about the behind-the-scenes drama she experienced while working with Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose on the 2008 sitcom The Return of Jezebel James, which I thought I made up in a fever dream – Pajiba

Did Pimp Mama Kris use her black magic skills to resurrect Abraham Zapruder from the dead so he could take the first pap pictures of Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet together? Because the first pap pics of Kylie, her diaper ass, and Timothee are every kind of grainy – Page Six

Just in time for the beginning of Pride Month, here’s Orville Peck painting Trixie Mattel’s face while thinking her wig line starts in the middle of her damn head. And now I think about it, that’s homophobic – OMG Blog

Pic: Universal Pictures

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