Category: Step Away From Your Phone
Apple’s New $3500 VR Device Is Being Ridiculed Online
Forget about being a Democrat or Republican. In these technologically advanced times, only one thing truly matters: Apple or Android? And Apple’s obsessed customers love to remind Android users how much their phones suck and will NEVER live up to Apple’s pristine standards. Well, the time has come for all Android users to unite, point their fingers at the Apple zombies, and laugh at their misfortune since the next device on deck, Apple Vision Pro, costs more than many people make in a month. And although there was a time when Apple users would sell their furniture and both kidneys to play with a new Apple product, these are no longer those times. And their customers are not prepared to drop $3,500 on a device nobody even asked for in the first place.
Ioan Gruffud Asks For A Restraining Order Against His Estranged Wife Alice Evans
Ioan Gruffud and Alice Evans first met on the set of 2000’s 102 Dalmatians and based on the way she’s been going on the past year or so, you’d think she played Cruella de Vil. Because ever since Ioan and Alice split up in January 2021, she’s been going off on him and really turned it up when he moved on and started dating actress Bianca Wallace (Alice claims the two were having an affair for three years before going public but they deny that). Ioan tells the court that shit has gotten so bad and so scary that he needs a restraining order against Alice. And in his petition for a domestic abuse restraining order, he included over 100 pages of unhinged and obsessive texts, DMs, tweets, Instagram posts, and emails that the blonde lady version of Kanye West sent him ever since their breakup. Ioan also claims that Alice threatened to go Gone Girl on him by making a fake diary where she’d accuse him of abuse. Divorce lawyers for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made a mental note to say to themselves, “Well at least my client isn’t Ioan Gruffud or Alice Evans,” the next time one of them calls screaming about something.
Ioan Gruffud Filed For Divorce From Alice Evans And She Claims She Found Out When Everyone Else Did
In January, Alice Evans slid into her therapist’s office (read: social media) and let everyone know that after 13 years of marriage, her husband Ioan Gruffudd gave a one-week notice as her husband and was leaving her. Obviously, the next step was for Ioan to make his resignation official by filing for divorce, and he’s done just that, but while that move seemed like the definition of inevitable to all of us, Alice claims that she found out through The Daily Mail. And that unleashed an oversharing river of raw emotions to pour out of Alice and onto Instagram. Alice dragged Ioan and then slapped at those who say she’s a level 10 oversharer and makes Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard look like human Privacy Please signs with industrial-strength locks on their mouths.
Ben Affleck And Ana De Armas Reportedly Broke Up Over The Phone, But Are Still Talking Regularly
Where were you when you heard the news Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas were through? I was on my phone. And I wasn’t the only one, apparently. A source told People that BenAna actually broke things off over the phone. After almost a year! Damn. Was it at least on FaceTime? Or was it like one of those phone calls with my mom where I’m only half-listening and playing Spider Solitaire and she screams, “Why do I hear clicking?!” Continue reading
Madonna Posted A Video Of That Demon Sperm Lady And Instagram Flagged It
Madonna is supposed to make another grand return to pop music in the remix for Dua Lipa’s song Levitating along with Missy Elliott, but well, Dua’s people may be scrambling to replace her vocals with Kylie Minogue, Janet Jackson, Jan Terri (Dua WISHES!), Stacey Q (again, Dua WISHES!), or literally anybody else in the pop game. Because yesterday, Madonna went from the Queen of Pop to the Queen of Breitbart when she endorsed a bogus COVID-19 cure video that Instagram even flagged as bogus. And here some of us were thinking that the most brain-rattling thing Madonna would do during this quarantine would be her musical ode to fried fish and calling the virus the “great equalizer“, but she outdid herself by peeking out of the COVID-19 truther closet. The Queen of Reinvention just keeps reinventing herself!