Arnold Schwarzenegger Opens Up About Telling His Ex-Wife Maria Shriver About His Affair And Love Child
Lately, it seems like streaming giants have been handing out auto-biographical docuseries like doctors handing out Ozempic prescriptions- you get one even if you don’t need it! And the latest celeb we can expect to see oversharing on our screens is Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose Netflix docuseries will be dropping tomorrow and will dive into his experiences as a bodybuilder, actor, politician, and most importantly, two-timing cheater- which he gets candid about during his recollection of the moment his ex-wife Maria Shriver found out about his affair and secret love child.
Once upon a time, before Chris “The Worst of His Name” Pratt found Jesus and subsequently got so lost in his own sauce that he had the audacity to compare himself to him; he was married to and had a son with Anna Faris. But they ended up divorcing, both to eventually remarry. And these days, Chris has a habit of barfing out saccharine social media posts about his current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, so it was par for the course that he hunt-and-pecked out a Mother’s Day tribute calling her an amazing mom to their two daughters and stepmom to his son, Jack. Though Chris did include his mom and mother-in-law in the post as well, he didn’t mention Jack’s actual mom, Anna; and his comment section went wild with accusations that he had intentionally shaded her.
Rosie O’Donnell, Tiffany Haddish And Others Shared Their Reactions To Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock At The Oscars
We all witnessed the same disappointing, and frankly, wildly unprofessional behavior unfold live in front of our eyes during last night’s Academy Awards broadcast. I think we can all agree that what we saw, which was Will Smith bum-rushing the stage and slapping Chris Rock in the face after he made a G.I. Jane II joke about Will’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, who suffers from alopecia, was undeniably shocking. Yet, unsurprisingly, reactions to The Slap have been as all over the place as the broadcast itself. But personally, when the camera person in charge of audience reaction shots failed to capture the crucial 30 seconds between when Will was shown laughing at Chris’ joke, and the moment Will saw Jada’s face and decided he needed to slap the taste out of his mouth, I said to myself, “wow, this is a new low for Hollywood.” Say what you will about the demise of the Golden Globes, but at least their crew would have had coverage.
When you’re a married man and get caught with your dick in the vacuum cleaner, that’s embarrassing. If you get caught with your dick inside the woman pushing the vacuum cleaner, that’s grounds for divorce. But, if you get caught with your dick in the woman pushing the vacuum cleaner 8 years after the fact because she’s bringing her kid around and people start to notice that he has his thighs, then usually the divorce is swift and merciless. Or so one would assume! Not so for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, who, after 10 long years, have just finalized their divorce. Just imagine, if Arnold had knocked up his vacuum cleaner instead of his housekeeper, he might have gotten away with it by explaining that he purchased that new baby blue Dyson T-1000 for research purposes!
The battle of the Celebrity Chrises rages on with some Chrises being crowned “sexiest” while others are dubbed “most annoying.” After making a weird tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzeneggar on Instagram, Chris Pratt received a bit of backlash from the public. Some said it was a veiled hit against his ex-wife Anna Faris and their son and others thought it stank of “Cool youth pastor on social media.” Long story short, he didn’t gain any new fans from that post (he’s got the Stepford Wife vote on lock, though).
Rather than let the whole thing go, he donned his best American man outfit and took to Instagram to express his woes about not being universally loved. Chris Pratt continues to excel in being the least-best Chris.
If Oprah Winfrey was holding up two more fingers in that picture above, she’d be accurately showing us exactly how many close friends Oprah Winfrey has. Because according to Oprah, there are three people that she would immediately think of, should she need the answer to the question, “Be honest – do I give off a strong lizard person vibe?” While Oprah is famous for giving away cars and Ugg boots to an audience full of strangers on her Favorite Things shows, Oprah’s only given three people on this Earth the most precious gift of all: being able to call themselves one of Oprah’s favorite people.