Night Crumbs

/ August 19, 2020

Stacey Dash’s fourth husband Jeffrey Marty is asking for an annulment because he claims that ten days after they met, her pastor said it was God’s will for them to get married and he was put under some kind of “hypnotic prayer technique” that caused his messy ass to marry her messy ass. If that’s the case, he needs to sue GOD! But my guess is that this “hypnotic prayer technique” involved Stacey saying, “I won’t sex you until marriage,” into his eyes. – People

I was too busy making WTF eyes over that eagle trying to snatch up those cherubs who are staring at a sleeping naked lady to notice that Tyler Posey either needs to clean his bathroom mirror or clean up that chunky jizz blob on his thigh – OMG Blog

She really should be wearing a lion onesie since she’s always lion about shit” is probably what Brad Pitt said about this picture of Angelina Jolie in an elephant onesie – Lainey Gossip 

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Cher Wants To Volunteer At The Post Office

/ August 19, 2020

You won’t find a greater patriot than Cher. And even though our greatest living American can’t type for shit, Cher has managed to make ALL CAPS and Emojis her shield and sword in the fight for America’s very soul. And in case you have mistaken Cher for some garden variety keyboard warrior, let me disembarrass you of that shameful notion. Cher would literally put herself in harm’s way to ensure your vote will be counted in the upcoming presidential election. Yes, THEE Cher tweeted that she wants to strut her fine ass down to her local post office to volunteer. And no, Cher is “NO,KIDDING.” She’s already made a few calls.

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Two Hollywood Studio Heads Have Resigned After Having Messy Affairs With The Same British Actress

/ August 19, 2020

I know we’re still all suppressing our gag reflexes at the mere mention of the grossest exposed-and-convicted studio head to ever exist. But I need to stress this story isn’t Weinsteiney in nature. It’s not even at the Les Moonves level. Yes, this story involves two studio heads who used and abused their privilege to get laid. But it also involves extortion, ambition, shady promises, and James Packer. And ultimately, it ends with two men getting caught, and getting fired. It’s the kind of story Ron Meyer and Kevin Tsujihara (seen above) would have probably fought over the movie rights to if still had their jobs.

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Todd Chrisley Denies That A Plastic Surgeon’s Scalpel Or Filters Are Responsible For His New Fetus Face 

/ August 19, 2020

On the left is a still shot from a video that 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the patriarch mess of the reality show Chrisley Knows Best, posted on Instagram back in March. And on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago and yes it’s allegedly a current picture of him. It’s not some #ThrowbackThursday shit. It looks like Todd Chrisley used a mixture of the Benjamin Button filter and a very essential trip to the plastic surgeon’s office to transform him into a 15-year-old boy circa 1989 who reeks of Cool Water and Irish Spring and only wears Body Glove. But Todd Chrisley would like you to know that his “grow man using the baby Snapchat filter to catfish and catch pedos” look is not the work of a facelift or fillers or anything. Todd Chrisley’s new embryo face is thanks to God’s saliva known as Botox and God himself! “Errr, even I don’t have the powers to transport a face back 35 years,” said God.

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Open Post: Hosted By These Transparent Toilets In Tokyo

/ August 19, 2020

Japan. Their technology is about fifty years ahead of the rest of us. This means that in roughly half a century, we’ll all be doing our business in stylish restrooms with transparent walls. This is based on the recent installation of futuristic toilets in two Tokyo parks. They were designed by famous Japanese architect Shigeru Ban. The toilets have see-through walls until you enter and lock the door. Then the walls become opaque, so no one can see you inside. I can only assume Shigeru is a wizard, because that shit is clearly magic. Continue reading

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Prince Harry Is Ready To Take Hollywood By Storm

/ August 19, 2020

I feel like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle kind of fucked up by first pretending they wanted to be philanthropists when what they really wanted to was to live the quiet life as humble publicity farmers who also happen to be Hollywood royalty. Now they are saddled with the burden of having to give everything they do an air of charity instead of being able to really just go for it. According to Us Weekly, Harry has been harboring “a creative streak” which Meghan inspired him to “take to the next level.” Now Harry’s “determined to make it in Hollywood, just as much as Meghan” but instead of running off to audition for a role on the upcoming season of Grey’s Anatomy as a hot new doc with a complicated past, he’s “focusing on making documentaries connected to good causes,” to which I say BOO! Give Harry a lab coat and clipboard and watch him soar!

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