Camila Cabello Got Booed By Fans At The Champions League Final And Tweeted That They Were “Very Rude”
On Saturday night, 80,000 fans arrived at the Stade de France in Paris to cheer on Camila Cabello as she performed a 5-minute medley of her biggest hits. JK, they were actually there for the 2022 UEFA Champions League football (the Ted Lasso kind, not the Superbowl kind) final between Liverpool and Real Madrid. Camila just happened to be the opening musical act. Unfortunately for many Liverpool fans, organizational fuckery and French security prevented them from entering the stadium; some were even tear-gassed outside the venue. Camila’s performance and the kick-off were delayed three times. Eventually, the UEFA decided to get on with the show, even though there were still empty seats and stranded fans. So how do we think Liverpool fans reacted to Camila Cabello’s performance? If you guessed “not well, bitch,” you would be correct. Continue reading
The UK royal family appears to be having a bit of a rough patch with the public. With things like The Crown, the Case of the Pedo Prince, everything involving Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and that disastrous Caribbean Tour, the family just can’t seem to catch a break. At the very least the people of the UK still love and adore them. Or so they thought! Prince William took his worldwide booing tour home for the FA Cup final and was greeted with – you guessed it – boos!
Indiana’s governor and our new Vice President-Elect Mike Pence (aka “The Man Behind The Orange Curtain“) was just trying to relax last night. He probably had a long day of gleefully assisting President-Elect Donald Trump in deciding which hugely problematic men to pick for his cabinet. He’s in NYC, why not see the biggest show on Broadway?
Two-time Olympic gold medal-winning soccer player (and many-time gold medal-winning wreck) Hope Solo is now in Rio playing with the U.S. Women’s National Team, and before she flew off to South America to become Brazil’s latest threat, she tweeted a pic of all the bug spray she planned on packing and posted the picture above on Instagram of preparing to battle Zika-infested mosquitos. Hope added the caption: “Not sharing this!!! Get your own! #zikaproof #RoadToRio” What’s funny is that if you threw a helmet onto that get-up, that’s what I’d wear to one of Hope Solo’s family parties. I wouldn’t forget that bug repellent either, because I’d need something to spray her with as she drunkenly attacks me.
Many Brazilian soccer fans didn’t find Hope’s picture funny and they let her know with a tornado of boos during a match yesterday. You know you’ve really pissed a Brazilian off when they tell you to PLEASE LEAVE BRAZIL.
And I’m booing at Kristen Stewart for those sad, flaccid middle fingers. If you’re going to double flip a trick off, do it with feeling. Those middle fingers are like a sad, soft whisper. I’m surprised she gets so much ass with that tragic finger action. But I digress!
Now that KStew is done with promoting Cafe Society, the movie that turtle turd Woody Allen directed her in, she has moved on to pushing her other new movie Personal Shopper at Cannes. Personal Shopper was directed by Olivier Assayas, who directed her in Clouds of Sils Maria, and it’s about a personal shopper who is also a medium. Kristen Stewart as a ghost whisperer makes sense. The ghosts probably talk to her ass because they think she’s one of them: dead and cold. The movie’s reviews have been mixed, but many critics have said that Kristen Stewart gives the performance of her career, and I’m going to take that to mean that she blinks and lip bites like she’s never blinked and lip bit before.
Apparently, not everyone loved it and some audience members hit the screen with a wave of boos after it ended. Variety says that a press conference for the movie today, KStew rolled her eyes and said it was just a few people who booed. Olivier said that they probably booed because his movie’s ending is just too arty for them.
Stewart and the rest of the “Personal Shopper” cast interjected to note that the harsh reaction was not universal. “Hey, everyone did not boo,” Stewart said with a chuckle.
At another point, Assayas argued that the audience was put off by the film’s ambiguous closing. “It happens to me once in a while where people just don’t get the ending,” he said.
Booing at Cannes is kind of a thing. Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver and The Tree of Life were all hit with boos when they screened at Cannes.
But are they sure the booing came from living humans? Are we sure those boos didn’t come from actual ghosts who were cheering over their kind getting some screen time? And I bet that Kristen Stewart loves that the movie was booed. She’d probably be grossed out if they clapped and gave the movie a standing ovation, because that would mean it’s loved by the mainstream and eww at that.
Here’s more of KStew at the photo call for Personal Shopper today.
Kanye Kardashian made another stop on his most recent publicity tour – read acting a fool tour – at LAX on Friday. Shockingly, this junket makes him look good and not like the crazy street preacher who talks about God, Jesus and love but also tells you to go fuck yourself and that you’re going to Hell. Maybe Kris Jenner is getting through to him? Or maybe she promised to fund some of his creative endeavours which make him “50 percent more influential than any other human being.”
The alleged fingers in the booty ass bitch landed at LAX on Friday night and was greeted by the usual swarm of fans and photographers. Not to get sidetracked, but the swarm of people and paps that seem to always be there is such a mystery to me. I live in New York and never see shit like that at JFK. Do they live there? Are they hired by THE BIZ to keep up LA’s celeb capital appearance? Are they from central casting and this is all some meta acting on acting on acting reality warp? Anyway. Think about that!
According to TMZ, two paps got into a big ol’ brawl while waiting to get snaps of the Bootyfinger Baron. They were photographed trying to snatch each other’s camera equipment but with much less finesse than this person. Kanye was breezing and beaming through the crowd when he saw what happened and decided to Mother Teresa the fuck out that shit. The grateful pap thanked him and gave him a hug. This doesn’t smell suspect at all! This totally, definitely doesn’t bring to mind the legendary phrase, “Something in the milk ain’t clean.” (Thank you eternally, Khia.)
Speaking of hugs, here’s something to warm your heart. Kris Jenner got booed off stage while introducing Culture Club at the iHeart80s Radio concert in L.A.
And here’s Kanye leaving for what I’m sure is another stop on his whirlwind adventure to confuse and baffle: