Pete Davidson Told PETA To “Suck My Dick” In A Voicemail After They Criticized Him For Buying A Puppy From A Pet Store

In between their legitimate animal activism crusades, PETA has also taken on seemingly frivolous causes like honoring the craptastic movie Cats (the coveted butthole version, for sure) and declaring that true feminists don’t eat eggs. But their docket must be pretty sparse right now since after seeing recent photos of Pete Davidson and his girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders buying a puppy instead of adopting one, they sunk their claws right in. However, a normally press-passive Pete wasn’t having it and left them a heated voicemail, first explaining his reasoning for buying the puppy and ending it with a “fuck you, and suck my dick!”

PETA issued a pointed “adopt don’t shop” statement to Pete via TMZ that included cringe references to some people’s confounding attraction to him and his purported “big dick energy” after they saw the pics of him and Chase patronizing an NYC pet store. 

Daphna Nachminovitch, the Senior VP of Cruelty Investigations over at PETA, tells TMZ … “It’s tragic that Pete didn’t seek out a borough-born mutt from a city animal shelter, because a scrappy New Yorker with charm, personality, and unconventional handsomeness could have been his perfect match.”

PETA is urging Pete to consider adopting the next time he needs a four-legged friend, with Daphna telling us … “Since shelters in New York and across the country are overflowing with homeless animals, PETA urges Pete to show some big heart energy by adopting, not shopping, in the future.”

After also catching a decent amount of outrage on social media for the puppy purchase, Pete must have reached his breaking point and decided to issue a little statement of his own to Daphna. He left a voicemail that began with him explaining his family’s sadness over the recent loss of their 2-year-old dog, Henry, and added that he needed to get a specific breed of dog because of his allergies. And then, even though we’ve all probably fucked and sucked Pete’s dick by the sheer number and/or association at this point (Kevin Bacon is out; we should be playing “Six Dick Degrees of Pete Davidson” now), Pete got sweary and told Daphna where to stick it.

On the voice mail, Pete announces himself and says he’s responding to Daphna’s statement, which he calls uneducated and premature. He notes he’s allergic to dogs — as his rep told us — and that’s why he had to get a cavapoo, a nearly hypoallergenic breed because they don’t shed. He also says the dog is for his mother, whose previous pup just died.

Then… he angrily tells Daphna to do her research before talking to media, drops an F-bomb and makes a vulgar suggestion involving his penis.

Here’s Pete’s intense message:

Pete Davidson leaves PETA an explicit voicemail after they blasted him for buying a dog from a pet store instead of adopting:

“F–k you and suck my d–k.” pic.twitter.com/ZWS8qV3Tvy

— Pop Base (@PopBase) June 6, 2023

Daphna responded to the voicemail by doubling down on her original statement.

“If Pete had done his research, he would know that there’s no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, that at least a quarter of dogs in shelters are purebreds, and that Petfinder has listings for homeless dogs of every breed under the sun, including the one he purchased.”

And though Pete acknowledged his delivery was wrong, he stood by his sentiments.

We contacted Pete about his furious voice mail, and he admits he was unaware he could “adopt a specific hypoallergenic dog.” He says he was told “it wasn’t an option, and if it was, it was rare.”

“I haven’t seen my mom and sister cry like that in over 20 years. I was trying to cheer up my family. I was already upset that the store had filmed me without my permission or acknowledgement. Then this organization (PETA) made a public example of us, making our grieving situation worse. I am upset. It was a poor choice of words. I shouldn’t have said what I said, but I am not sorry for standing up for myself and my family.”

Anyone who’s laid their eyes upon Pete’s big, sometimes wet-looking ones can tell that he probably does have some kind of allergies going on, and losing a family pet is absolutely crushing. So while rescuing a dog is the ideal move in a majority of situations, maybe PETA could take action on a more urgent matter–like carrying out a mission to rescue poor Sushi and Saki from Pete’s ex’s garage!

Pic: YouTube