Pamela Anderson Defends Tim Allen And Talks About Walking In On Jack Nicholson Having A Threesome
Pamela Anderson’s memoir/Netflix doc press tour marches on, and the tea is constant, scalding hot, and extremely fucked up. Yesterday, Pam dished about Sylvester Stallone, Kid Rock, and Julian Assange. Today, it’s all about Tim Allen (again) and Jack Nicholson. Hey, has anyone noticed that all of Pam’s stories are about… notorious creeps and/or assholes? I’m starting to think that this four-time divorcée (and two-time annulée) miiight not have surrounded herself with very good men…
Prince Andrew Has Reportedly Been Kicked Out Of His Office And Palace Apartment
Jolly ol’ London just got significantly less jolly for everyone’s least favorite royal (and that’s saying something), Prince Andrew. A “royal insider” tells Entertainment Tonight that King Charles III has finally kicked 62-year-old Andrew out of his “plush suite of rooms” at Buckingham Palace. These rooms include his royal apartment and office. The move comes over three years after Andrew stepped back from his royal duties and about a month after Charles reportedly made the decision not to let Andrew use his Buckingham Palace office. And while I imagined 74-year-old Charles physically throwing Andrew out the Buckingham Palace gates (a la Fresh Prince’s Uncle Phil and DJ Jazzy Jeff), it turns out Andrew wasn’t even using the suites. He’s currently living at the Royal Lodge at Windsor with his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson. Booo!
Here’s Taylor Swift’s Latest “Midnights” Video Release For “Lavender Haze”
Only being a casual observer of Taylor Swift’s oeuvre, I have no option but to take her new video for Lavender Haze from the Midnights album at face value. However, according to Elle, “there are ample Easter eggs in it referencing her past, lyrics, and possible future music releases.” And in a way, that much was clear even for someone like me who is more familiar with Taylor’s work as a semi-professional litigant and in Cats. Taylor’s as rich as the day is long, so no matter the cost of eggs in #thesetryngtimes, it’s no wonder she’s been hoarding them for Lavender Haze. Because as far as I can tell, Taylor spends the entirety of the video crop-dusting her lover, herself, and her new Diversity 2.0 posse of pals with her visibly noxious, rotten Easter egg farts. I never want to hear about Taylor not sacrificing her vanity for her art ever again. She nasty!
Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles Splitting His Pants In Front Of His Crush Jennifer Aniston During His Show
We can probably assume that 28-year-old Harry Styles has a little thing for women older than him. We watched in discomfort as he spent some time lapping up 38-year-old Olivia Wilde’s special salad dressing that Jason Sudeikis was willing to risk his life for. And about three years ago, Harry appeared on Ellen DeDeneres’ show and revealed during her usually awkward and humiliating “Burning Questions” segment that his first celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston–who’s 25 years his senior. Last night, Harry was able to show his boyhood crush what he’s working with; because in the middle of his show, the crotch of his pants ripped open as Jennifer (and thousands of others) watched from the audience.
Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round One!
Waffle House Wendy whooped her competition in December’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown and got 56% of your votes, making her the last HSOTM of 2022. That means it’s time for Dlisted’s very own Girl For All Seasons presentation, where we take a stroll down 2022 HSOTM memory lane as we vote for who was the Hottest Hot Hot Slut of the Year. The HSOTY contest will be broken down into four rounds. In the first three rounds, you can vote for your favorite HSOTM from each group, and the winner of each round will go on to the final round. And don’t worry, I have set up an HSOTY voting task force (aka my dog, who is in the middle of her fifteenth nap of the day) that will make sure no PR funny business goes down. Take note, Oscars! Here are your choices for round one:
January – The Calm Librarian, the Illinois librarian who kept it cool, calm, collected, and unbothered when a whiny anti-masker tried to break her with his anti-mask buffoonery.
February – Luke, the former shelter dog from West Kingsdown in Kent, England who made some of us realize we have hearts when said hearts broke from the sight of him sitting all by his lonesome at the adoption/Valentine’s Day party that nobody showed up to. But our hearts pieced back together when Luke happily found his forever home!
March – Oscar The Gay Dog, the dog who was dumped at a shelter in Albemarle, North Carolina because his dead maggot-brained owners claimed they thought he was gay. But like Luke, Oscar was adopted and is now living a big gay life with his big ole’ gay humans.
April – The Cheetos-Loving Javelina, the Brit Brit of javelinas in Arizona who got trapped in a Subuaru after stealing Cheetos left in the car and had to be rescued.
Voting is below. The winner of round one will be named when voting for round two starts this Tuesday, the last day of January!
Pics: Twitter, Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, Instagram, Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office
According To Science (And A Plastic Surgeon), Regé-Jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World
If you’ve ever watched Downton Abbey‘s cockney cousin Bridgerton then you’re well aware of Regé-Jean Page and his smoldering “I’m ’bout to tear that ass up” face. To say he’s attractive would be like saying Niagara Falls is a water hose because he is absolutely beautiful. Now, British plastic surgeon Dr. Julian De Silva has taken on the task of using ancient Hot Or Not techniques to test who is the most handsome man on the planet. And his diligent research has discovered when it comes to the man who has the most beautiful face, Regé has secured the top spot.