Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round One!

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Waffle House Wendy whooped her competition in December’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown and got 56% of your votes, making her the last HSOTM of 2022. That means it’s time for Dlisted’s very own Girl For All Seasons presentation, where we take a stroll down 2022 HSOTM memory lane as we vote for who was the Hottest Hot Hot Slut of the Year. The HSOTY contest will be broken down into four rounds. In the first three rounds, you can vote for your favorite HSOTM from each group, and the winner of each round will go on to the final round. And don’t worry, I have set up an HSOTY voting task force (aka my dog, who is in the middle of her fifteenth nap of the day) that will make sure no PR funny business goes down. Take note, Oscars! Here are your choices for round one:

January The Calm Librarian, the Illinois librarian who kept it cool, calm, collected, and unbothered when a whiny anti-masker tried to break her with his anti-mask buffoonery.

FebruaryLuke, the former shelter dog from West Kingsdown in Kent, England who made some of us realize we have hearts when said hearts broke from the sight of him sitting all by his lonesome at the adoption/Valentine’s Day party that nobody showed up to. But our hearts pieced back together when Luke happily found his forever home!

MarchOscar The Gay Dog, the dog who was dumped at a shelter in Albemarle, North Carolina because his dead maggot-brained owners claimed they thought he was gay. But like Luke, Oscar was adopted and is now living a big gay life with his big ole’ gay humans.

AprilThe Cheetos-Loving Javelina, the Brit Brit of javelinas in Arizona who got trapped in a Subuaru after stealing Cheetos left in the car and had to be rescued.

Voting is below. The winner of round one will be named when voting for round two starts this Tuesday, the last day of January!

Pics: Twitter, Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, Instagram, Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office

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