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Fezco, the pooch who was dumped at a shelter by two shit-brained fuckwits who said that he’s gay and they can’t have a gay dog!
Every minute of the day, humanity unlocks a new achievement in DUMB SHIT but we really did it last week when two pieces of trash trolls dumped their 4-year-old-ish dog named Fezco off at Stanly County Animal Protective Services in Albemarle, North Carolina because they believed their dog was gay. So why did they think Fezco was gay? Is it because Fezco racked up charges on their Starbucks app by ordering an iced coffee three times a day? No! Is it because Fezco just wanted to binge-watch old episodes of Real Housewives of New York City all day? Not that either! The reason those idiots thought that Fezco is a friend of Toto’s was that he humped another dude dog. In other words, those two would lose in a game of logic against a pile of dog shit. But this story has a happy ending because Fezco has now found a forever home with a gay couple.
In a Facebook post, Stanly County Animal Protective Services said that Fezco’s owners gave him up because he was caught humping on another male dog. On top of that corroded nugget of stupid, the owners also didn’t treat Fezco well because he had a case of heartworm and was not neutered. No, those shitheads didn’t rub their two half brain cells together and think, “Maybe he’s humping so much because he’s not neutered!.” Instead, they washed their hands of Fezco. via WCCB Charlotte:
Dumping a dog because you think he’s gay should ban you from being able to care for anything (even a broken Tamagotchi) again, but this whole ridiculous story ends on a happy note. After Stanly County APS’ post went viral and they received donations in Fezco’s honor, they found him a home. TMZ says that Steve Nichols and his partner John adopted Fezco after hearing his story. Also, Fezco is no longer named after a drug dealer from Euphoria. Steve and John really gayed up his name by naming him Oscar after Oscar Wilde.
Nichols says they felt an immediate connection to Fezco, as he explains both he and John have faced discrimination in their own lives. So, they applied … and were actually chosen.
Now, get this … Nichols says they’ve actually gone ahead and rebranded Fezco with a new doggy tag, now calling him “Oscar” instead of his old moniker. We’re told they chose that to honor the Irish poet and playwright Oscar Wilde — who was also gay.
Stanly County APS celebrated Oscar’s new home on Facebook. And Oscar will have some doggy company because Steve and John are already humans to a dog named Harry.
Honestly, those homophobic factory-defected dildos did Oscar a favor by dumping him for being gay. Because now he can watch as many Real Housewives episodes as he wants without his new humans running to their computer to Google “gay conversion camps for dogs.” Although, don’t watch too many Real Housewives episodes, Oscar, or you may drive your new humans crazy, for real.
Pic: Stanly County Animal Protective Services