According To Science (And A Plastic Surgeon), Regé-Jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World
If you’ve ever watched Downton Abbey‘s cockney cousin Bridgerton then you’re well aware of Regé-Jean Page and his smoldering “I’m ’bout to tear that ass up” face. To say he’s attractive would be like saying Niagara Falls is a water hose because he is absolutely beautiful. Now, British plastic surgeon Dr. Julian De Silva has taken on the task of using ancient Hot Or Not techniques to test who is the most handsome man on the planet. And his diligent research has discovered when it comes to the man who has the most beautiful face, Regé has secured the top spot.
Metro UK reports Dr. De Silva utilized the Greek Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi to test on handsome celebs to see who has the best face. And the results are SHOCKING (not really) because the top four include Regé and other fan favorites Chris Hemsworth, Michael B. Jordan, and Harry Styles. There is a method behind this mad scientist’s logic by using the secret calculations of computers which reveal only men from Hollywood can ever be perceived as the hottest throughout the land.
Explaining how the process works, the professional said: ‘These brand new computer mapping techniques allow us to solve some of the mysteries of what it is that makes someone physically beautiful and the technology is useful when planning patients’ surgery.’
He went on to clarify why the actor nabbed the top spot: ‘Regé won because of his classically beautiful face and gorgeous brown eyes.
‘He had easily the highest score for his eye spacing and the positioning of his eyes also scored highly.
‘His perfectly shaped lips also scored highly and the only mark he got that was slightly lower was for his nose width and length.’
But Dr. De Silva didn’t stop there! He continued building his physically fetching Frankenstein by breaking down all of the ways Regé’s beauty can never be challenged since he has everything the most alluring people in the world have; lips, eyes, a nose, and a chin.
As an added bonus, Dr. De Silva threw in Harry’s breakdown as well, but his numbers greatly demote him into Ugly Step Sister territory compared to Cinder-Regé.
Listen, I commend Dr. De Silva for comprising this Voltron of visual appeal, but where the hell is Mickey Rourke?? How can he not be added to this list because the business Dr. De Silva would get from him alone would set up practices all over the world? Truly a missed opportunity here, doc.
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