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The javelina who got stuck in a Subaru while trying to steal Cheetos!
If you’re screaming, “Michael, are you drunk posting again, why would you post a personal pic from your Sedona vacation?!“, then please get your eyeballs checked at a LensCrafters because I wish I had such sparkling kind eyes and a snout free of blackheads and flaky skin. The adorable javelina (which is also known as a skunk pig) above is actually a criminal who trespassed into an open Subaru for some Cheetos. And before you say, “Oh, so I guess Daddy Spears wanted to steal that bag of Cheetos as a gift to Britney Spears to get back into her good graces,” don’t. That javelina doesn’t deserve the comparison. They’ve been through enough!
NBC News says that last Wednesday, the Yavapai County Sheriff in Arizona got a call about a javelina (Side note: If you’re expecting a child and looking for possible names, please consider Javelina!) who found themselves trapped in a Subaru and caused a messy scene. Apparently, the owner of the Subaru accidentally left the hatchback open overnight, and inside of the car was a bag of Cheetos. The javelina must have sniffed out those Cheetos and so they got into the Subaru. Once inside, the hatch closed, trapping them. DONE IN BY CHEETOS (and they wouldn’t be the first poor trick to suffer that fate).
After eating the Cheetos, the javelina tried to get out of that Suburaru prison. While trying to escape, the javelina tore up the dashboard and the passenger door before knocking the car into neutral, which sent it rolling down the driveway and across the street. The cops showed up and didn’t arrest the javelina. They simply freed the Cheetos lover who went back into the wild.
The sheriff’s office said no one was injured. The deputy who responded opened the hatch and allowed the javelina to return to the wilderness.
“As a reminder, if you’re in the Southwest, you probably already know it’s best not to feed javelina,” said the sheriff’s office statement. “Yes, it’s tempting, but when wild animals are fed by people it draws them into neighborhoods and can create unnecessary conflicts.”
Well, this did end happily since the skunk pig got the goods (Cheetos) and got out of there. And honestly, aren’t we all just a skunk pig trapped in a Subaru in Arizona after trying to get some Cheetos?
Pic: Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office