Category: Tim Allen
Pamela Anderson Defends Tim Allen And Talks About Walking In On Jack Nicholson Having A Threesome
Pamela Anderson’s memoir/Netflix doc press tour marches on, and the tea is constant, scalding hot, and extremely fucked up. Yesterday, Pam dished about Sylvester Stallone, Kid Rock, and Julian Assange. Today, it’s all about Tim Allen (again) and Jack Nicholson. Hey, has anyone noticed that all of Pam’s stories are about… notorious creeps and/or assholes? I’m starting to think that this four-time divorcée (and two-time annulée) miiight not have surrounded herself with very good men…
After Tim Allen Said He’d Never Flash Anyone, An Old Clip Resurfaced Of Him Flashing His “Home Improvement” Co-Star During A Taping
Over the weekend, Variety released an excerpt from Pamela Anderson’s upcoming memoir, Love Pamela, in which Pam claimed that Tim Allen flashed her on her first day of filming Home Improvement. Pam wrote that she was walking out of his dressing room when Tim, who was in the hallway, opened up his robe and flashed his dick at her. He allegedly said it was only fair, cuz he’d seen a then-23-year-old Pam naked in Playboy. Now they were “even” (*shudder*). Obviously, Tim denied that, saying,”No, it never happened. I would never do such a thing.” But today, TMZ posted an old Home Improvement blooper where he “jokingly” flashed his co-star, Patricia Richardson. And when he lifted his kilt (I guess Home Improvement did a Scottish episode?), Tim displayed zero hesitation or regret. This is a man who knows his way around a flash!
Pamela Anderson Wrote In Her Memoir That Tim Allen Flashed Her While Working Together On “Home Improvement;” He Denies It
Step aside, Spare, there’s a new memoir in town for us to consume for free before it even hits shelves! Pamela Anderson’s upcoming memoir, Love, Pamela, seemingly sheds light on several douchey men who peaked in the 90s; we already heard she thinks her ex-husband Tommy Lee was probably her one true love. She also shared that another of her many ex-husbands, Kid Rock, doesn’t reek of dick cheese and the Confederacy. Ok, ok, I made that one up, but that would be a shocking revelation, no? Pam’s book and accompanying Netflix doc, Pamela, A Love Story, won’t be released until January 31, but another (actual) excerpt from the book has been exposed: Pam says on her very first day of filming on the set of Home Improvement, Tim Allen exposed himself to her. When asked for comment, Tim (obviously) denied the allegation.
Tom Hanks Doesn’t Know Why Tim Allen Wasn’t Hired To Voice Buzz Lightyear In “Lightyear”
Patricia Heaton is celebrating today, for the first time in a long time, her angry social media ramblings have been validated. Patricia Heaton was so heated (pun intended!) to discover that Buzz Lightyear, the titular character of the new Pixar film Lightyear, wasn’t voiced by Tim Allen, who was been voicing the cocky space ranger toy since 1995’s Toy Story. The Lightyear in Lightyear is voiced by Chris Evans. And if you ask Tom Hanks, Tim’s animated sidekick for the past 27 years, he’s agreeing with Patricia’s outrage on the matter, because he too can’t understand why Tim’s agent wasn’t called at casting time.
Patricia Heaton Says That Pixar Not Casting Tim Allen in “Lightyear” Was A Mistake
Every once in a while, Everybody Loves Raymond mom, Patricia Heaton crawls out of obscurity and uses Twitter to show her whole ass. First, there was that time she joined Rush Limbaugh in ridiculing a reproductive-rights activist and then ended up deleting her account after the backlash. Of course, trolls can’t stay gone for very long and she eventually apologized and clawed her way back. This time, she decided to go after Pixar for casting Chris Evans as Buzz Lightyear in their Toy Story spin-off, Lightyear, instead of her friend/stable dude (I kid) Tim Allen who originated the role in the original Toy Story movies.
Zachery Ty Bryan From “Home Improvement” Got Arrested For Domestic Assault
There’s nothing more sobering than being a full-grown adult and finding out that the fifth-billed star of one of the TV shows you grew up watching is now sitting in the clink for being an alleged woman-beater. That’s right, the kid from “Home Improvement”, no, not Jonathan Taylor Thomas––we will never stop looking for him––the older one…Zachery Ty Bryan, was picked up by Oregon PD this weekend for attempting to strangle his girlfriend. Taran Noah Smith would NEVER! (Also, what the fuck with those try-hard 1990s Tiger Beat names?)