Category: Who Farted?

Here’s Taylor Swift’s Latest “Midnights” Video Release For “Lavender Haze”

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Only being a casual observer of Taylor Swift’s oeuvre, I have no option but to take her new video for Lavender Haze from the Midnights album at face value. However, according to Elle, “there are ample Easter eggs in it referencing her past, lyrics, and possible future music releases.” And in a way, that much was clear even for someone like me who is more familiar with Taylor’s work as a semi-professional litigant and in Cats. Taylor’s as rich as the day is long, so no matter the cost of eggs in #thesetryngtimes, it’s no wonder she’s been hoarding them for Lavender Haze. Because as far as I can tell, Taylor spends the entirety of the video crop-dusting her lover, herself, and her new Diversity 2.0 posse of pals with her visibly noxious, rotten Easter egg farts. I never want to hear about Taylor not sacrificing her vanity for her art ever again. She nasty!

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Open Post: Hosted By A Flatulent Mystery On “The View”

January 26, 2023 / Posted by:

You can keep your GMA cheating scandals and your Ryan Seacrest/Andy Cohen beefs; the only daytime talk drama I care about involves getting to the BOTTOM of WHO FARTED ON THE VIEW?!?! And let’s not go jumping to conclusions and pointing fingers at Whoopi Goldberg just because she’s got a comically cacophonous cushion named after her! The only gas escaping from Whoopi’s hole is the withering hisssss of her sighs.

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