Category: Hot Slut of the Year

Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round One!

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Waffle House Wendy whooped her competition in December’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown and got 56% of your votes, making her the last HSOTM of 2022. That means it’s time for Dlisted’s very own Girl For All Seasons presentation, where we take a stroll down 2022 HSOTM memory lane as we vote for who was the Hottest Hot Hot Slut of the Year. The HSOTY contest will be broken down into four rounds. In the first three rounds, you can vote for your favorite HSOTM from each group, and the winner of each round will go on to the final round. And don’t worry, I have set up an HSOTY voting task force (aka my dog, who is in the middle of her fifteenth nap of the day) that will make sure no PR funny business goes down. Take note, Oscars! Here are your choices for round one:

January The Calm Librarian, the Illinois librarian who kept it cool, calm, collected, and unbothered when a whiny anti-masker tried to break her with his anti-mask buffoonery.

FebruaryLuke, the former shelter dog from West Kingsdown in Kent, England who made some of us realize we have hearts when said hearts broke from the sight of him sitting all by his lonesome at the adoption/Valentine’s Day party that nobody showed up to. But our hearts pieced back together when Luke happily found his forever home!

MarchOscar The Gay Dog, the dog who was dumped at a shelter in Albemarle, North Carolina because his dead maggot-brained owners claimed they thought he was gay. But like Luke, Oscar was adopted and is now living a big gay life with his big ole’ gay humans.

AprilThe Cheetos-Loving Javelina, the Brit Brit of javelinas in Arizona who got trapped in a Subuaru after stealing Cheetos left in the car and had to be rescued.

Voting is below. The winner of round one will be named when voting for round two starts this Tuesday, the last day of January!

Pics: Twitter, Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, Instagram, Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office

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Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2021 Is….

January 31, 2022 / Posted by:

We finally have a new reigning Hot Slut of the Year, and yes, it’s another treasured oldie since the finals was a showdown battle of the treasured oldies. After 12 Hot Slut of the Month battles, 3 Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals, and one grand final, we can crown our new HSOTY overlord. It came down to January’s HSOTM, Bernie Sanders’ Mittens, May’s HSOTM, The Beauty School Husband, and November’s HSOTM, Steve Buscemi’s “How Do You Do Fellow Kids?” Costume. I know that the tips of all of your fingers are probably nothing but bones and pieces of skin since you chewed that shit all the way from the dramatic anticipation of it all. But you can use your phalanges to jump past the cut to find out who is 2021’s ultimate Hot Slut!

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote In The Final Round!

January 24, 2022 / Posted by:

It only took (insert OldRoseSayingItsBeen84Years.GIF) but we’ve finally made it to the final round in choosing which Hot Slut was the Hottest Hot Slut of all the Hot Sluts of last year. Steve Buscemi’s meme Halloween costume has won the third round of the HSOTY semi-finals with 42% of the votes and will take the final spot in the grand final. Get a lot of rest, snort protein powder, and meditate to a higher Hot Slut being (Phoebe Price), because you’ll need strength and clarity to decide who should inherit the HSOTY scepter (and yes, it’s a gently-used long dildo) from our current reigning HSOTY Leslie Jordan. Your choices are:

Bernie Sanders’ Mittens!

The Beauty School Husband!

Steve Buscemi’s “How Do You Do Fellow Kids?” Costume!

Voting is below. We will crown our new Hot Slut of the Year on Monday, January 31. And the results will stay hidden until then for MAXIMUM DRAMATIC EFFECT!!!

Pics: AP, Facebook, Twitter

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote in Round Three!

January 19, 2022 / Posted by:

The Hot Slut of 2021 final round is turning into a battle of the pepaws. Because Bernie Sanders’ Mittens won the first round and the second round was won by The Beauty School Husband with 64% of the votes. So Steve Buscemi, Bob Dylan, and Noodle the pepaw pug are sliding into this bitch with the advantage. Beyhan Mutlu, they’re coming to take you down! Your choices for round three are:

September: Beyhan Mutlu, the 50-year-old man from Turkey who drunkenly joined the search party looking for a missing man who turned out to be him.

October: Noodle, the 13-year-old pug who may be facing a class-action lawsuit from fettuccine, spaghetti, and ramen for becoming the most famous Noodle thanks to his daily “Bones or No Bones” predictions.

November: Steve Buscemi’s “How Do You Do Fellow Kids?” Costume, the costume of his own meme that Steve Buscemi wore on Halloween.

December: Bob Dylan’s Christmas Lights, the fuck effort Christmas lights display that decorates the outside of Bob Dylan’s Malibu compound every year.

Voting is below. The winner of round three will be crowned on Monday, January 24, and then we’ll start voting on the FINAL ROUND (I know, I’ve been dragging this out more than Brian Cox drags his past co-workers!)

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote In Round Two!

January 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Bernie Sanders’ Mittens are now a Hot Slut of the Year finalist after winning the first round with 41% of the votes. I’m sure if mittens were able to feel things and communicate, Bernie Sanders’ Mittens would take a bow and be grateful (or send in a cease and desist, probably that one). Now, let’s move on to which HSOTM will take the second out of three spots. It’s a battle between the animal kingdom and a Canadian sweetheart. Here are your choices:

May: The Beauty School Husband, the gold-hearted Canadian man who caused the icicles on the most frozen of hearts to melt when we all learned that he went to the Delmar College of Hair and Esthetics in Calgary because his wife of 50 years was having trouble with her vision and he wanted to learn how to curl her hair for her.

June: Esme, the cat thief of Beaverton, OR whose acts of thievery were wrongly and boldly called out in a lawn sign by her own human.

July: The Embarrassed Raccoon, the raccoon in Dalton, GA who got caught on camera doing the embarrassing face palm like my dates whenever their friends see us out in public after he got stuck in a house and had to be rescued.

August: Eros, Mira, and Myra, the three lifeguard pooches in Italy who saved a group of humans from drowning after they were swept out to sea.

Voting is below and the winner of this round will be announced on Wednesday, January 19!

Pic: Facebook, YouTube, City of Dalton Fire Department, Facebook

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote In Round One!

January 10, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s the time of year when we skip down Hot Slut Memory Lane and look back at the HSOTMs of 2021 and say, “Wait, that only happened last year?!Bob Dylan’s Christmas Lights won December’s HSOTM title, so that stunning holiday display will battle it out for the Hot Slut of the Year crown. But first, it’s round one!

The HSOTY battle royale is broken down into four rounds. In each of the first three rounds, four HSOTMs will compete, and the winner of each round will go on to the final round to fight for the illustrious HSOTY crown. Round one is made up of the HSOTM winners from January, February, March, and April. Here are your choices.

January: Bernie Sanders’ Mittens, the mittens that stole the show at Joe Biden’s presidential inauguration.

February: The Kitty Lawyer, the white pussy filter that one Texas attorney was trapped in during a Zoom-hosted court hearing.

March: Sisu and His Unicorn Soulmate, the then stray dog in North Carolina who kept sneaking into a Dollar General to be with his true love, a unicorn plushie.

April: The 7-Eleven Lizard, the Monitor lizard who slithered into a 7-Eleven outside of Bangkok and crawled up some shelves (and probably in an effort to cool its hot ass on the air conditioning unit).

Voting is below. The winner will be announced this Friday, January 14, and that’s when we’ll start round two!

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