Category: Hot Slut of the Year

And Our Hot Slut Of 2022 Is…

February 14, 2023 / Posted by:

After 12 Hot Slut of the Months battled it out in four rounds and BILLION of votes were cast (don’t fact-check me on that), we finally have a new reigning Hot Slut of the Year! The final round came down to serene legend The Calm Librarian, lounging legend Freya, and breakfast place badass legend Waffle House Wendy. Without further nail-biting ado, let’s get to who is the real Hot Slut sweetheart of Dlisted is on this Valentine’s Day.

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In The Final Round!

February 7, 2023 / Posted by:

After three EXTREMELY RIVETING rounds that definitely claimed all of your finger nails since you gnawed them off from the sheer anticipation of it all, we have our final Hot Slut of 2022 finalists. Ms. January (The Calm Librarian), Ms. July (Freya), and Ms. December (Waffle House Wendy) each won their round and will now face off to see who will take the crown from 2021’s HSOTY grand champion, The Beauty School Husband. The 2022 HSOTY finalists, who need zero introduction by now, are:

The Calm Librarian!


Waffle House Wendy!

Voting is below. I’ve kept the results private for maximum ~iNTriguE~!  Our new Hot Slut of the Year will be crowned on February 14th, the day before the extremely important holiday of National 50% Off Valentine’s Day Candy Day.

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round Three!

February 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Last summer’s sweetheart of Norway and the internet, Freya, is definitely lifting her head high with pride (or bowing it low in shame) while lounging on the boats of the angels in heaven, because she’s made it to 2022’s Hot Slut of the Year grand finals! Freya got 41% of the votes and is one step closer to the HSOTY crown! And now, let’s vote on who will be joining The Calm Librarian and Freya the final Hot Slut of 2022 showdown. Your choices for round three are:

SeptemberColin Mitchell, the UPS driver who quickly realized that something in the milk (read: above-ground pool) wasn’t clean (read: two dogs in ayúdame mode) while making a delivery to a home in Ireton, Iowa. Colin noticed two dogs swimming in the pool by themselves and it didn’t sit right with him. When he discovered that the dog’s humans weren’t home, he went to investigate and found that the pool’s solar cover trapped the dogs and they couldn’t get out. So he saved them, and became an instant hero as his hotness shot up 100000%. And now he’s probably got to deal with other “dogs” (read: thirsty hos in dog costumes) getting “trapped” in a pool while he’s making his deliveries.

OctoberMichael Ross, the man who was not going to be outdone by Colin Mitchell’s’s animal-saving skills and went into rising flood waters during Hurricane Ian’s wrath to save a cat trapped on an A/C.

NovemberPaula Abdul’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance, the acid trip that Paula Abdul took everyone on during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade when she tap-synched on a giant Jennie-O turkey before being carried by her chorus boys. Jennie definitely O’d that day from the sight of Paula Abdul’s fuckery-filled performance!

DecemberWaffle House Wendy, the (former) Waffle House employee who became the MVP of a Waffle House battle royale when she easily caught a flying chair that was meant to take her ass out.

Voting is below. The winner of round three will be announced when we start voting in ✨THE FINAL ROUND✨ on Tuesday, February 7th!

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round Two!

January 31, 2023 / Posted by:

The first round in the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals is over and has ended with The Calm Librarian sliding into the finals thanks to getting 37% of your votes. And in round two of the HSOTY showdown is The Calm Librarian’s fellow anti-maskhole warrior queen, only, this one’s the direct opposite of fucking calm. Patti LuPone and calm go together like Patti LuPone and a trick who refused to cover up their spewing germ hole in a Broadway theater. And joining Patti LuPone’s verbal slapdown on an anti-masker is a certified beauty queen, a lounging master of chaos, and a true pussy hero! Here are your choices for round two:

MayPatti LuPone’s Mask Rant, the sermon that La LuPone launched into the ear holes of audience members at an after-show Q&A for Company on Broadway when they refused to wear their masks correctly. They even dared to tell La LuPone that they paid her bills! Audacity was re-defined several times that night. That moment helped La LuPone make the decision to exit Broadway for now. So it may be one of La LuPone’s last magnificent Broadway performances in a while. So if she doesn’t win HSOTY, she should at least win a Tony Lifetime Achievement Award for checking a trick.

JuneMr. Happy Face, the 17-year-old hairless Chinese crested and Chihuahua mix who not only does an A+++ impersonation of me after watching one episode of MILF Manor but is also the current reigning World’s Ugliest Dog.

JulyFreya, the instantly iconic walrus who was the party time IT girl of Norway last summer. Because when she wasn’t lounging on boats, she was sinking them and causing a commotion. Sadly, Freya was given the long kiss goodnight after the evil powers-that-be declared that she was a threat to human safety (more like the other way around) and now she’s lounging on boats and causing a commotion in heaven.

AugustBilly, the cat who thought, “okay, so I guess I’ll give catmanity some good PR with the humans,” when he woke up his human who was having a heart attack in her sleep and saved her.

Voting is below. The winner of this round will be named when we vote in round three on Friday, February 3rd!

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Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round One!

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Waffle House Wendy whooped her competition in December’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown and got 56% of your votes, making her the last HSOTM of 2022. That means it’s time for Dlisted’s very own Girl For All Seasons presentation, where we take a stroll down 2022 HSOTM memory lane as we vote for who was the Hottest Hot Hot Slut of the Year. The HSOTY contest will be broken down into four rounds. In the first three rounds, you can vote for your favorite HSOTM from each group, and the winner of each round will go on to the final round. And don’t worry, I have set up an HSOTY voting task force (aka my dog, who is in the middle of her fifteenth nap of the day) that will make sure no PR funny business goes down. Take note, Oscars! Here are your choices for round one:

January The Calm Librarian, the Illinois librarian who kept it cool, calm, collected, and unbothered when a whiny anti-masker tried to break her with his anti-mask buffoonery.

FebruaryLuke, the former shelter dog from West Kingsdown in Kent, England who made some of us realize we have hearts when said hearts broke from the sight of him sitting all by his lonesome at the adoption/Valentine’s Day party that nobody showed up to. But our hearts pieced back together when Luke happily found his forever home!

MarchOscar The Gay Dog, the dog who was dumped at a shelter in Albemarle, North Carolina because his dead maggot-brained owners claimed they thought he was gay. But like Luke, Oscar was adopted and is now living a big gay life with his big ole’ gay humans.

AprilThe Cheetos-Loving Javelina, the Brit Brit of javelinas in Arizona who got trapped in a Subuaru after stealing Cheetos left in the car and had to be rescued.

Voting is below. The winner of round one will be named when voting for round two starts this Tuesday, the last day of January!

Pics: Twitter, Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, Instagram, Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office


Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2021 Is….

January 31, 2022 / Posted by:

We finally have a new reigning Hot Slut of the Year, and yes, it’s another treasured oldie since the finals was a showdown battle of the treasured oldies. After 12 Hot Slut of the Month battles, 3 Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals, and one grand final, we can crown our new HSOTY overlord. It came down to January’s HSOTM, Bernie Sanders’ Mittens, May’s HSOTM, The Beauty School Husband, and November’s HSOTM, Steve Buscemi’s “How Do You Do Fellow Kids?” Costume. I know that the tips of all of your fingers are probably nothing but bones and pieces of skin since you chewed that shit all the way from the dramatic anticipation of it all. But you can use your phalanges to jump past the cut to find out who is 2021’s ultimate Hot Slut!

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