Pamela Anderson Talked About Sly Stallone Trying To Buy Her Love, Her Marriage To Kid Rock, And Her “Romantic” Bond With Julian Assange
In the grand tradition of celebrity memoir press tours (ft. a bonus Netflix doc), Pamela Anderson is out there giving us juicy morsels of showbiz gossip (ft. traumatic tales of sexual harassment) that she’s been saving up over the last three decades. Today’s revelations include Sylvester Stallone allegedly offering Pam a condo and a Porsche to be “his #1 girl,” Pam’s immediate regret upon marrying human anal fissure, Kid Rock, and her “romantic” friendship with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Say what you want about Pammy, but the woman has lived!
First up, Rocky Balboa. According to The New York Post, 55-year-old Pam dishes about Sly in her upcoming Netflix doc, Pamela, a love story, out Tuesday. She says that Sylvester, now 77, “offered me a condo and a Porsche to be his ‘No. 1 girl. And I was like, Does that means there’s No. 2? Uh-uh!” She continues:
“He goes, ‘That’s the best offer you’re gonna get, honey. You’re in Hollywood now,’” she claims, adding that she spurned the bid without hesitation. “I wanted to be in love,” says Anderson. “I didn’t want anything less than that.”
Obviously, Sly’s spokesperson called Pam’s story “false and fabricated.” Big surprise. Pam’s bio is like a Category 5 hurricane for celebrity creeps of yesteryear and the people who manage them. “Batten down the hatches! Deny, deny, deny!”
Next up, Kiiiiiid Rock! Pam and Kid initially dated from 2001 to 2003 but reconciled in 2006. They married that July and were dunzo by November. During an interview on The Howard Stern Show, Pam tells Howard Stern that she knew her five-month marriage to the 52-year-old anti-vaxxer/homophobe/Trump-lover/Oprah-hater was doomed right after she married him. via Yahoo!:
“(I knew), right when I got married,” she nodded. “Just after. Obviously not in time. I just jump into something because, you know, Tommy (Lee) and I did, and we had this incredible connection. But then you jump into something and it’s like, ‘Oh, it’s not this incredible connection, it’s just something else.’ Then I slowly try to find my way out.”
Here’s Pamela talking about her absolutely disgusting second husband:
Finally let’s talk about Pam and Julian Assange. Pamela just did an interview with Variety, and she talked about getting fucked over by Baywatch and Pam & Tommy, her many marriages, and her “unlikely friendship” with Julian:
Anderson visited him on multiple occasions at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, where he sought refuge. He’s now facing extradition to the U.S. on 18 counts relating to WikiLeaks’ release of U.S. military secrets, among other alleged transgressions.
“It’s just heartbreaking because he’s in a supermax prison in solitary confinement while he’s awaiting a trial, and all of these other people are breaking the law all over the place and no one’s in jail,” she says. “It’s an interesting hypocrisy.”
Variety asked Pam if she and Julian ever hooked up. She describes one “mezcal-filled night at the embassy as ‘frisky’ but is otherwise vague”:
“It was romantic because it was so inspirational,” she says. “He’s so passionate about life and about everything. There’s just nothing that he says that isn’t fascinating. So there was definitely a connection. We would just talk through the night and drink mezcal and laugh and tell stories.”
Here’s Pam talking to Variety:
I love that Pam still has her teeny tiny ’90s brows. Not that she has much of a choice. When you rock the spermies for that long, there’s usually no going back!
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