Who Is December’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

Now that the Oscar nominations are out of the way, we can finally get to a contest that truly matters! And if 2022 was a trash year for you, then I apologize for reminding you of its existence. Because it’s time to vote for the final Hot Slut of the Month of 2022. December’s HSOTM showdown royale is down to a holiday legend of sorrowful glamour, my favorite MMA fighter who was never an MMA fighter, Mother Nature’s dream house, and a dominatrix who continued to prove that the F in Florida stands for Fuckery. The first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month, and the fourth is a wild card picked by me. Your choices for December are:

Stephanie Zinone’s Christmas Tree Dress, the haute couture masterpiece (Schiaparelli wishes!) that Michelle Pfeiffer wears in Grease 2 as she goes from singing about winter to bringing the raw emotion while yodeling about a true love lost. Those were the days when the toxic fumes wafting off of lead-based Christmas tree tinsel could make you hallucinate a dream ballet with the hot piece you thought was dead!

Waffle House Wendy (formerly known as Waffle House Girl), the employee of a Waffle House in Austin, TX who became a Not The One icon when she effortlessly caught a chair and tossed it to the side during a fight with customers. And I should’ve said “former employee” since Waffle House Wendy (real name: Halie Booth) was fired after her supervisors wrote her up for property damage. Whatever, who needs Waffle House when I’m sure she’ll easily land a lucrative job as the stage bouncer at this year’s Oscars.

Kenner’s Tree Tots Family Tree House, the tree house playset from the 70s that brought hours of simple entertainment and had Fisher-Price’s Little People shaking in their little people boots with fear.

Mistress Krave, the dominatrix who got some easy promo for her Miami S&M club by attending a Fort Lauderdale City Council meeting where she demanded $250,000 in taxpayer money to build a dungeon. Mistress Krave was denied, but I’m sure later, those city council members slipped her private donation checks as they dropped to their pitiful knees while saying, “Apologies, mistress,” before tongue-polishing her boots.

Voting is below. This is a fast one since December’s HSOTM champion will be crowned this Friday, January 27th.

Pics: Paramount Pictures, Twitter, Worthpoint, Krave Miami/The Daily Mail