Pamela Anderson Defends Tim Allen And Talks About Walking In On Jack Nicholson Having A Threesome

Pamela Anderson’s memoir/Netflix doc press tour marches on, and the tea is constant, scalding hot, and extremely fucked up. Yesterday, Pam dished about Sylvester Stallone, Kid Rock, and Julian Assange. Today, it’s all about Tim Allen (again) and Jack Nicholson. Hey, has anyone noticed that all of Pam’s stories are about… notorious creeps and/or assholes? I’m starting to think that this four-time divorcée (and two-time annulée) miiight not have surrounded herself with very good men…

First up, Tim “The Tool Man” Allen. Earlier this week, we got an excerpt from Pam’s biography, Love Pamela. In it, she claimed Tim Allen flashed her on her first day working on Home Improvement. Then Tim joked they were “even,” cuz Tim had already seen Pam naked in Playboy. It was 1991, Pam would have been 23, and Tim would have been 37. When the story broke, Tim immediately denied the incident ever took place. Now, in her recent interview with Variety, Pam defends Tim’s (alleged) actions:

What’s refreshing about “Love, Pamela” is that, despite very consciously reclaiming her power, Anderson doesn’t tell her reader how to think. In the hands of another celebrity, the Allen anecdote would have come with a swift verdict. But Anderson just states the facts and lets the reader decide. “I’m not a very judgmental person,” she says. Later on, she sends me a text: “Tim is a comedian, it’s his job to cross the line. I’m sure he had no bad intentions. Times have changed, though. I doubt anyone would try that post #MeToo. It’s a new world.”

It’s unclear if Pam defended Tim before or after he denied the flash. Back in 2018, Pam said that, even though she’s a feminist, the #MeToo movement was “a bit too much for me.” She added that it “paralyzed men.” The year before that, Pam was slammed for saying Harvey Weinstein’s accusers probably should’ve known what they were getting into when they went to his hotel room alone.

The other Pamela headline making the rounds today is the time she walked in on Jack Nicholson having a threesome in the bathroom of the Playboy Mansion. Pam wrote about it in her book. via People:

“Mr. Nicholson had two beautiful women with him,” Anderson writes in the memoir, per the outlet. “They were all giggling and kissing up against the wall, sliding all over each other. I walked by to use the mirror, bending over the sink to fix my lip gloss.”

“Trying not to look, but I couldn’t help myself and caught his eye in the reflection,” the memoir reads. “I guess that got him to the finish line, because he made a funny noise, smiled and said, ‘Thanks, dear.'”

“THANKS, DEAR”?! In her Variety interview, Pam looks back on the Playboy Mansion fondly and claims it was “full of artists, philanthropists, intellectuals, chivalry, beautiful women.” Wait, is Pam’s version of chivalry Jack Nicholson thanking her for helping him get to the “finish line”? Oh no. Pammy, we need to talk about raising that bar!

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