Adam Levine And Behati Prinsloo Welcomed The Baby Adam Wanted To Name After His Alleged Side Piece
People reports that Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo recently welcomed their third baby. The couple also share daughters, Gio Grace, 4, and Dusty Rose, 6. Adam and Behati have yet to reveal their newborn’s name, but something tells me if it’s a boy, they’re probably not going to go with Adam’s initial choice, “Sumner.” In case you forgot, last September, Adam’s alleged ex-sidepiece, 23-year-old Sumner Stroh, claimed he messaged her asking if she was OK with him naming his unborn child “Sumner” if it was a boy. Adam denied he and Sumner had a physical affair, but admitted he “crossed the line” with the flirty DMs. Unfortunately for him, after Sidepiece-Sumner’s allegations, several other women came forward with their own “Adam Levine is a cheater” stories. Well, maybe Adam and Behati named the baby after one of them…
King Charles Wants Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At His Coronation, And All Five Of The Spice Girls May Reunite For It
After Prince Harry shit talked everybody and his father in Spare, I assumed him and Meghan Markle would be persona non grata at King Charles’ coronation in June. But, over the weekend, The Independent reported that, actually, Charles would be open to having his spare son and daughter-in-law at his crowning. Apparently, he’s concerned their absence would be “more distracting than their presence.” Prince William allegedly disagrees and is worried that Harry will “overshadow” the event. Um, fair enough, but do Harry and Meghan really have the ~*STAHHH POWER*~ to steal Charles’ thunder? It’s not like they’re the bloody… Spice Girls. Oh wow, what a perfect segue into our next coronation headline: the Spice Girls (including Posh!) might reunite to play Charles’ coronation concert in May!
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s “Not Re-Imaged” Selfies
In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, and an 81-year-old Martha Stewart boastfully posting thirst traps. So it’s no surprise that Martha just dropped a fresh double batch of selfies from the salon chair on our asses. In her initial post, her face looked curiously smooth and youthful despite her caption specifying she didn’t use a filter and instead attributing her “skin looking good” to the lighting, a Dry January, and Pilates every other day. But besides a smattering of praise from blue-checked celebrities, the comment section was mostly people telling Martha to get real. So Martha then shared the other selfies she took (which looked much more believable) and doubled down on her amazing skin. She reiterated that it’s all due to a great diet, great exercise, great dermatologists, and NO filters or facelifts. Basically, Martha’s skin is just “a very good thing.”
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Brother Shared A Photo That PROVES Prince Andrew Is Innocent Of Bath Time Footsies
When Johnnie Cochran asked his client OJ Simpson to stand up in court and try on that leather glove during his murder trial, Johnnie established an (allegedly) bullet-proof “volume formula” defense for (allegedly) getting away with murder. And although Prince Andrew hasn’t been charged with a single solitary crime, he’s apparently using his contacts on the inside (of prison) to deploy a similar strategy in an effort to free himself from the shackles of unpopularity. According to The Daily Beast, Andrew’s “dear friend” Ghislaine Maxwell has apparently gotten her brother, Ian Maxwell, involved in Andrew’s life-or-ego death struggle for vindication.
Fans Defend Sam Smith’s New Video After Critics Say It’s “Too Sexual”
And now it’s time for America’s favorite game: WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Today’s episode features nonbinary soul singer Sam Smith because it’s finally their turn. Sam dropped visuals for their latest single, I’m Not Here To Make Friends, and Sam wasn’t lying with a title like that. Because in the video Sam is bold, brash, and really doesn’t give a damn what you think. But since Sam is not some skinny pop tartlet shoving her tits and ass in our faces Sam’s creative expression has been facing backlash online with people asking, you guessed it, WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! And luckily, Sam is getting support from fans who are emphatically replying, “Fuck them kids!”
Brandi Glanville Was Kicked Off Of “Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip” Following A Fight With Caroline Manzo
Usually, the words “girls trip” conjure up images of ladies drinking all day and then bussing it wide at a club at night to unwind and reconnect. But unfortunately, when the “girls” are women from the Housewives franchise, you can best believe there will be no time for unwinding or relaxing. Actually, there will only be time for drama and even more drama, as has been exhibited in the fourth season of Real Housewives Ultimate Girl’s Trip. And now two Housewives OGs, Caroline Manzo from Real Housewives of New Jersey and Brandi Glanville from Hell (aka Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) have ignited a brand new beef with each other that resulted in the two of them leaving the production, but for very different reasons.