Category: Note To Selfie

Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s “Not Re-Imaged” Selfies

January 30, 2023 / Posted by:

In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, and an 81-year-old Martha Stewart boastfully posting thirst traps. So it’s no surprise that Martha just dropped a fresh double batch of selfies from the salon chair on our asses. In her initial post, her face looked curiously smooth and youthful despite her caption specifying she didn’t use a filter and instead attributing her “skin looking good” to the lighting, a Dry January, and Pilates every other day. But besides a smattering of praise from blue-checked celebrities, the comment section was mostly people telling Martha to get real. So Martha then shared the other selfies she took (which looked much more believable) and doubled down on her amazing skin. She reiterated that it’s all due to a great diet, great exercise, great dermatologists, and NO filters or facelifts. Basically, Martha’s skin is just “a very good thing.”

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