If you’ve been watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you’re well aware that ex-cast member Brandi Glanville’s alleged affair with Denise Richards was the only plotline in an otherwise dry-ass season. What else did those 20 episodes provide? Kyle Richards‘ caftan line? Lisa Rinna not knowing the meaning of the word “gaslighting”? Dorit Kemsley perplexingly redecorating one single room at a Buca di Beppo?
The recently departed Denise, who’s married to modern-day Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, has, of course, denied everything, even sending Brandi and the other Housewives cease and desists. But that hasn’t stopped our trout-lipped Slut for Drama® from continuing to spill the deets to anyone with ears. “Phew”, replied snakes and squids.
Denise Richards Says That Brandi Glanville Claims To Have Banged One Of The Other Beverly Hills Housewives
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Glamorous, rich lady lifestyle porn. Also? So. So. Boring. There’s only so many times you can watch these women renovate their kitchens before wanting to stick your head in their $75K La Cornue oven. Thankfully, Slut for Drama® Brandi Glanville has returned to save the day. She’s alleging that she got it on with Denise Richards and was led to believe that Denise’s marriage to the modern-day male Karen Silkwood, Aaron Phypers, was open, when it actually wasn’t.
Finally, on last night’s thrilling episode (well, just the last five minutes), we got to see the women confront Denise about the rumors on their trip to Rome. Denise denied, cried, and tried (to convince production not to air the footage). She repeated, “Bravo, Bravo, Bravo” (basically the Housewife “safe word” for when they don’t want their conversation included in the show), and begged, “Please don’t air this!” RIP the Fourth Wall. Shakespeare Times – 2020.
Brandi Glanville, blah blah blah, wasted in a Cameo, yada yada yada, Denise Richards pussy joke, etc. etc. etc. End of post.
HEH? You say you need more? But you got the “Who, What, Where” already. Sigh, fine. Here we go: Accredited slut for drama Brandi Glanville got Diet Coke/vodka-tanked, filmed a babbling Cameo for a fan, and made a Denise Richards pussy joke.
Brandi and a married Denise allegedly had an affair while filming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last year. The new season premieres this week, and word is we’ll get to see the whole thing blow up on a girls’ trip to Rome. As if the Romans needed any more historic battles! Continue reading
Brandi Glanville Reopened Her Feud With Eddie Cibrian And LeAnn Rimes Over Coronavirus Custody Arrangements
Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian, who? The real reignited feud of the century is Brandi Glanville vs. Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes! It looks like Brandi Glanville is trying to get a regular spot on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again, because she’s bringing the drama about virus-time custody with her ex-husband and his new wife .
Leave it to Beaver (AKA Brandi Glanville of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) to flap them trout lips and give us the gossip. The accredited slut for drama was recently on the Everything Iconic podcast, where she let us know all about the famous Hollywood mens (besides Gerard Butler) that she’s had the honor of hooking up with. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your name out there, like letting everyone know who you’ve done. Continue reading
There was a rumor that Denise Richards of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got it on with “Friend of the Housewives” Brandi Glanville, and that rumor turned into one about Denise and her recent husband Aaron Phypers keeping their genitals open to other people. Well, Botox-free Denise is now saying that she surely does not have an open marriage with Aaron and that the Brandi thing has been over-dramatized. Scripted melodrama from The Real Housewives? Next thing you’re going to tell me is that Andy Cohen is a messy queen!