LeAnn Rimes posted a picture on Instagram with her husband, Eddie Cibrian, Eddie’s ex wife and sworn enemy Brandi Glanville and Eddie and Brandi’s two kids. LeAnn called the picture their awkward family Easter, which of course it’s awkward. For years Brandi and LeAnn have fought harder than two people at a buffet with one crab leg left.
Brandi Glanville is sorry for being a drunk mess. So sorry she’s literally crying about it. Wow, relatable. We’ve been there. I mean, but usually when I’m crying about being a drunk mess my blood-alcohol level would confirm the behavior, but hey, what’s the point in messy paparazzi pics if you don’t milk them for all the dollars you can?
The Casamigos Halloween Parties Brought Out A Fist Fighting Brandi Glanville And Under Qualified Airline Pilots
I learned an important lesson this weekend. Stop shrugging off Casamigos tequila as just the vanity label of a couple of very rich middle aged white bros who like to throw their old fashioned good looks and money around and party with their fabulous, kinda boring Hollywood friends. There is more to Casamigos than that because there is some good goss is swirling around the label! Starting with the news earlier this month that a ROYAL (Princess Eugenie) was marrying a Casamigos UK brand rep, to the breaking news yesterday that a newly single Jenna Dewan debuted her new man friend at their party on Friday night, the tequila brand has bumped up in my radar a little tiny bit.
Now we have some more messy news to come out of that Halloween party. Brandi Glanville has been accused by actor Kobie “DJ K-LUV” Randolph of attacking him and he has the bloody lip receipt to prove it. Kobie (who has one IMDB credit for Project Hollywood), filmed himself upon returning home from the party and must’ve hit send directly to TMZ before he grabbed an ice pack, because they posted the clip yesterday.
I haven’t checked yet, but I’m assuming that right now, the Palestinians and Israelis are holding hands after declaring peace. Because they figured that if LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville can call a truce for at least one second, so can they.
Everyone who was expecting a dumpster fire out of the Celebrity Big Brother house was sorely disappointed with trash can smoke, except for Omarosa doing an about-face and alternating between playing nice and sobbing about the impending doom we’re facing under her former boss in the White House. Still, there wasn’t all that much drama considering the housemates included her and Brandi Glanville. While Brandi point blank asked Omarosa if she had taken a ride on Trump’s tower (ha! More like Trump’s single-story nub!), she firmly denied it. Brandi is now saying that’s BS. Continue reading
Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone”
Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading