Ghislaine Maxwell’s Brother Shared A Photo That PROVES Prince Andrew Is Innocent Of Bath Time Footsies

January 30, 2023 / Posted by:

When Johnnie Cochran asked his client OJ Simpson to stand up in court and try on that leather glove during his murder trial, Johnnie established an (allegedly) bullet-proof “volume formula” defense for (allegedly) getting away with murder. And although Prince Andrew hasn’t been charged with a single solitary crime, he’s apparently using his contacts on the inside (of prison) to deploy a similar strategy in an effort to free himself from the shackles of unpopularity. According to The Daily Beast, Andrew’s “dear friend” Ghislaine Maxwell has apparently gotten her brother, Ian Maxwell, involved in Andrew’s life-or-ego death struggle for vindication.

As we know, Ghis is currently serving 20 years at the Tallahassee Federal Correctional Institute for sex trafficking, and last week, she used her phone call to tell TalkTV (Piers Fucking Morgan’s new media home) that she’s pretty sure that picture of Andrew holding on to his accuser Virginia Giuffre, that we all know and love so well, is fake. Now her family, by way of her brother Ian, is attempting to further discredit Virginia by offering photographic “proof” of her claims that Andrew once “played with her feet in the bath” at Ghislaine’s house, as she reported in her 2019 BBC Panorama interview, are FALSE! And well, the results are undeniably, quite literally, lol. Honestly— I will testify under oath that I audibly laughed out loud when I saw this photo.

Oh, did I forget to mention that the subjects in the photo are wearing hastily home-printed paper “masks” on their faces “to conceal the identities of friends who acted as stand-ins” and that the picture they used of Virginia looks to be taken from the same “fake” photo we all know and love? You know, the one Ghislaine and Andrew claim is fake? Well, look who’s loling now! DB reports:

Ghislaine Maxwell’s family have released a bizarre photograph of two people in a bath at her former London home with photographs of Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre stuck to their heads in an extraordinary attempt to discredit Giuffre.

Giuffre claims that she and Prince Andrew engaged in sexual activity in the bath. Maxwell’s side says the photos show this is impossible.

In fact, the somewhat insane photograph will do little to discredit Giuffre, not least because there is clearly plenty of room in the bath for two people. Plus, in a 2011 interview, she only claimed that Andrew played with her feet in the bath. She said she and Andrew got into the bath where “he started licking my toes, between my toes, the arches of my feet.”

She said they then went into another room where they had sex.

In 2019, she told BBC’s Panorama: “There was a bath and it started there and then led into the bedroom.”

Ghislaine’s brother, Ian Maxwell said, in comments reported by the Daily Telegraph late Friday, that the images “show conclusively that the bath is too small for any sort of sex frolicking. There is no ‘Victorian bath’, as Giuffre has claimed, which is proved both by the attached plan of the bathroom and the photos themselves.”

We know that if the glove don’t fit, we must acquit, but what is the rule when we are shown photographic evidence that two fully dressed individuals with sheets of paper over their faces actually do fit in a bathtub just fine, but absolutely do not have enough room to engage in “any sort of sex frolicking?” Think fast! Remember, acquittal isn’t an option because no crime has been charged. So like, “if the floor ain’t wet, you must forget?” Sounds about what you’d expect from this family of delusional imbeciles and the Maxwells. DB reports that the evidence was actually staged and taken by “Ghislaine’s family to discredit Giuffre in the summer of 2021,” but according to Ian, it is only just now being shared because Andrew is newly invested in drawing attention to himself following Virginia’s recent decision to enter into a settlement agreement with Larry David’s sworn enemy, Alan Dershowitz.

“[Giuffre’s] story relating to having had sex in the bath dates back many years, and the obvious time to put it to her that the bath is too small and makes sex impossible was at the trial. But Virginia Giuffre was never called to give evidence, and the photo never came to light.

“But her admission that her claim of having sex with Alan Dershowitz may be mistaken and therefore untrue, and given Prince Andrew is considering appealing the settlement, it seemed in the context of that the correct moment to release the images.”

He added: “Prince Andrew has been completely cancelled on the basis of the allegations…The truth really does need to come out. If this photo is helpful in achieving that, then that is what this is all about.”

If this is the “good news” that Prince Andrew has been gloating to friends will rehabilitate him, he is likely be disappointed, not least because many people might consider that Ian Maxwell has lived a very sheltered life if he truly believes it is impossible to have sex in a small bath, let alone lick a toe.

Jesus, what is it with these Yorks and toes? Did Andrew and Sarah “Original Fergie” Ferguson have compatible kinks all this time but threw it all away because they were too shy to tell each other? Or were Fergie’s toes simply too old for his taste? Well, if Andrew keeps this ridiculous charade up, we’re sure to find out that Andrew had all his toes blown off in The War and as a result, cannot look at a toe of any age without breaking out into a cold sweat. Oh, wait…


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