Category: Toe Tales
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Brother Shared A Photo That PROVES Prince Andrew Is Innocent Of Bath Time Footsies
When Johnnie Cochran asked his client OJ Simpson to stand up in court and try on that leather glove during his murder trial, Johnnie established an (allegedly) bullet-proof “volume formula” defense for (allegedly) getting away with murder. And although Prince Andrew hasn’t been charged with a single solitary crime, he’s apparently using his contacts on the inside (of prison) to deploy a similar strategy in an effort to free himself from the shackles of unpopularity. According to The Daily Beast, Andrew’s “dear friend” Ghislaine Maxwell has apparently gotten her brother, Ian Maxwell, involved in Andrew’s life-or-ego death struggle for vindication.
Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Drank A Cocktail That Had His Own Pickled Toe Floating In It
Ok, so my goal is to get through this story without making a single toe pun. Can it be done? Only time will tell. According to The New York Post, Nick Griffiths, a man who lost his toe to frostbite last year, had his deceased appendage pickled and served to him in a glass of whiskey. And he’s leaving his toe behind as a gift so that others may have know the pleasure of its tangy zip.
Astoundingly, people have been paying actual money to drink something called a Sourtoe Cocktail since 1973. Under the watchful eye of the “Toe Master”, patrons at the Downtown Hotel in Dawson in the Yukon province of Canada, can pay $5 for the pleasure of imbibing a cocktail where instead of ice cubes bumping up against your lips, it’s the pickled toe of a human being. No word if the drinkers are offered a breath mint after completing the challenge in which “drinkers must touch their lips to the toe to earn a certificate of completion”. But if they are offered a mint, it would have to be a Mentos. Men. Toes. Dammit! I knew I’d jam myself up eventually.