Category: MESS

Cat Cora Filed A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Wife For Allegedly Trying To Making Her Life A Living Hell 

September 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Currently, there are several celebrity divorce fights going on that the Department of Transportation has their eyes on since they’re certified train wrecks (see: Brangelina’s, Jaime King’s, Dr. Dre’s, etc…). But one would hope that after the court punches the divorce papers with a FINALIZED stamp, everyone would put down their shanks and go to their separate corners. Well, Cat Cora’s fucked-up relationship with her ex-wife, Jennifer Cora, might be the Messy Ghost of Relationship With Your Ex Yet To Come for those couples. Because Cat Cora, from Food Network’s Iron Chef America, wants a restraining order against Jennifer Cora. Cat claims that Jennifer is a nightmare bigger than getting ostrich as the secret ingredient on Iron Chef.

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Jon Gosselin Has Been Accused Of Physically Abusing His Son Collin, And Now There’s An Investigation

September 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Some things never change like Justin Bieber’s chonies, Kanye West’s level of delusion, and Jon and Kate Gosselin’s shitty relationship and parental skills. The year is 2020 and the Gosselins are still in the “news,” and you’d think that because Kate Gosselin is the Karen prototype, she’d be in the news for gnawing off a manager’s jaw at Wegmans after she got shit for not wearing a mask. But they’re back in the news because Jon has been accused of getting violent with their 16-year-old son Collin, and Kate wants Jon to suffer a bigger punishment than, well, than being Jon Gosselin.

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Aaron Carter Made His Solo Porn Debut

September 6, 2020 / Posted by:

There’s a plot twist in today’s edition of From Child Star To CamStar, because unlike Bella Thorne, who promised bare nipple and served up blue balls instead, 32-year-old Aaron Carter actually delivered dick and a money shot. But well, if you’re looking for an official review of Aaron’s jack-off debut, that stuffed lion’s “WHY ME!” face says it all.

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Ellen DeGeneres Has Fired Three Senior Producers From Her Show

August 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Long before Pink was powering-belting about today being the day she’s been waiting for, the theme song for Ellen was an upbeat little dance club ditty that urged you to “have a little fun today.” Well, just like that old theme song, the opportunity to have a little fun today is officially over for three senior producers of Ellen. Like one of Ellen DeGeneres’ favorite executive producers (and alleged workplace harasser) Kevin Leman, seen in a bit with Ellen above. Kevin, along with two others, won’t be returning to the show, effective immediately. And Ellen is very sorry that things turned into a shit-show behind the scenes.

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Ghislaine Maxwell Reportedly Bragged About Giving George Clooney Oral In A Public Bathroom

August 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Everybody’s least favorite parasitic social climber Ghislaine Maxwell has been having a doozy of a time in jail while awaiting trial for her big role in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. But fortunately, she is an expert bullshitter and, despite a crushing amount of sordid stories about how big of a sketch-bag she was/is, these recent headlines have proven to be not to TOO much to swallow. That’s because Ghislaine, (according to Ghislaine) is a champion blow-jobber. And George Clooney might just be the one to confirm it. Cut to George dramatically closing the shades on his yacht.

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Amber Heard Alleges That Johnny Depp Once Pushed Kate Moss Down The Stairs

July 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp’s libel suit against The Sun is still being heard in a courtroom in London, and there was also talk that Johnny’s exes Vanessa Paradis and Winona Ryder might testify on his behalf, to say that he’s a good guy and bla bla bla. Other exes have said he’s not a violent shitbag. Penelope Cruz, who didn’t date Johnny but has worked with him a few times, submitted a declaration in which she vouched for his character. Well, his ex-wife Amber Heard’s recent testimony brought forth an implication that the woman from Johnny’s past that you want to speak to is Kate Moss because according to Amber, Johnny got violent with her when they were together.

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