Night Crumbs
Fugees founder Pras is currently on trial for conspiracy, witness tampering, and other charges connected to his relationship with Jho Low, that flashy ass Malaysian billionaire who is accused of embezzling billions and is currently on the run. Leonardo DiCaprio, who goes way back with Jho Low, testified for the prosecution and was asked about all the lavish gifts Jho Low bestowed upon him. Jho Low also helped finance The Wolf of Wall Street, so Leo was asked about that too. Since this rich people trial is not like Gwyneth Paltrow’s rich people trial, a lawyer never fangirled over Leonardo during his testimony before finally asking, “So, you and Gigi Hadid? Totally together or no?” – NPR
Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield are shooting a rom-com together in London, and based on the set pictures, I’m guessing it’s about a woman who is looking for love while dealing with the traumatic aftermath of cutting her own bangs while drunk – Lainey Gossip
Rupert Murdoch’s Engagement To Ann Lesley Smith Has Been Called Off After Only Two Weeks
TRUE LOVE IS DEAD. Vanity Fair reports that 92-year-old billionaire Rupert Murdoch and his 66-year-old fiancé, ex-police chaplain Ann Lesley Smith, have called off their engagement. It was just last month that Rupert announced his plans to make Ann his fifth wife, less than a year after divorcing #4, Jerry Hall. Rupert said he was looking forward to “spending the second half of our lives together.” HA! Alas, Marriage #5 was not meant to be. A source tells Vanity Fair that Rupert had become “increasingly uncomfortable” with Ann’s “outspoken evangelical views.” Wait. Ann was too religious and conservative for Rupert Murdoch, the guy behind Fox News?? Dear Jesus!
Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Were Seen Vacationing In Hawaii Together Amid Break Up Rumors
Like an old carton of milk in the back of your refrigerator, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s relationship seems way past its expiration date, and they’ve only been together for two years. And in that two years, they’ve squeezed in an engagement, a blood ritual, cheating rumors, and daily couples counseling. That must be one gifted relationship counselor they’ve been seeing cause Megan and MGK were spotted together on a Hawaiian getaway right after it was rumored that they were on a “break.” Well, true love does always prevail.
Ben Affleck Says He Knows All Of Jennifer Lopez’s Songs And Calls Her The Greatest Performer Of All Time
Move over, the Harlem Globetrotters! According to Ben Affleck, there’s a new “greatest performer in the history of the world”, and it’s his wife, Jennifer Lopez. ET reports that 50-year-old Ben shared this completely unbiased opinion on the podcast Smartless, hosted by Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman, who Ben worked with on the new Nike movie, Air. Jason asked Ben if he knew all of JLo’s music, and Ben replied that, yes, not only does he know all her music, he loves it, and “it’s brilliant.” Well, I’m glad Ben’s lobotomy was a success.
Open Post: Hosted By The Couple Who Got Their Freak On At Taylor Swift’s Arlington, TX Show
Taylor Swift kicked off her world tour a couple of weeks ago, and I’m going to assume it’s going well. I mean, it’s Taylor Swift. You’ll get “I Hate Him SO Much!” anthems and lullabies that will lull everyone to sleep if they’re not careful. However, at a recent stop in Arlington, TX, concertgoers got a little more than they paid for when two people began humping all over each other like someone slipped Back That Azz Up into Taylor’s setlist. And the people who had to witness it are now clutching their pearls and uttering my favorite line “What about THE CHILDREN??!!”
The “Barbie” Movie Delivered A New Trailer And A Billion Character Posters
Last week, I posted about the trailer for Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City, a vision of pastel overload starring every working actor in Hollywood. And this week, I’m posting about Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie, a vision of pastel overload starring every working actor in Hollywood. But unlike Asteroid City, the Barbie movie is low on twee pretentiousness and high on Ryan Gosling’s nipples brushing up against a hot Magic Earring Ken jean vest (note to Wes Anderson: if you want to make Asteroid City more watchable, include a shot of Ryan Gosling’s nipples brushing up against a hot Magic Earring Ken jean vest in the final cut). In December, we got one Barbie teaser trailer, and today, they released teaser #2. I guess they just keep sticking the tip in. Well, as much as a flat-crotch’d plastic doll can stick the tip in.
And on top of the second teaser trailer, we got tons upon tons of character posters, including Michael Cera as Ken’s ginger friend Allan. FINALLY, Allan is getting his time in the shine, but did they really have to make him look like a sleazy frat boy turned sleazy investment banker?! Allan might be a Murdough.