Category: Ryan Gosling

Margot Robbie And Ryan Gosling Presented New Footage From The “Barbie” Movie At CinemaCon

April 26, 2023 / Posted by:

At CinemaCon in Las Vegas this week, Sydney Sweeney wasn’t the only blondie in pink everyone had eyes on (and mostly to look to see if she’s got horny cheating hearts in her eyes for co-star Glen Powell), Margot Robbie was there in Pretty in Pink Prada (which included a unibrow for her boobs) to present Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie to theater owners. While looking like Body Wave Perm Ken, Ryan Gosling helped Margot and Greta Gerwig show new footage from their movie. In the new footage, our Barbie Girl’s Barbie World (shout out to Aqua, whose song unsurprisingly isn’t in the Barbie movie at all) is turned upside down when things (SPOILER ALERT) start to go wrong for her in BarbieLand, and she has to contemplate life in the real world and death. Barbie gets deep.

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The “Barbie” Movie Delivered A New Trailer And A Billion Character Posters

April 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Last week, I posted about the trailer for Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City, a vision of pastel overload starring every working actor in Hollywood. And this week, I’m posting about Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie, a vision of pastel overload starring every working actor in Hollywood. But unlike Asteroid City, the Barbie movie is low on twee pretentiousness and high on Ryan Gosling’s nipples brushing up against a hot Magic Earring Ken jean vest (note to Wes Anderson: if you want to make Asteroid City more watchable, include a shot of Ryan Gosling’s nipples brushing up against a hot Magic Earring Ken jean vest in the final cut). In December, we got one Barbie teaser trailer, and today, they released teaser #2. I guess they just keep sticking the tip in. Well, as much as a flat-crotch’d plastic doll can stick the tip in.

And on top of the second teaser trailer, we got tons upon tons of character posters, including Michael Cera as Ken’s ginger friend Allan. FINALLY, Allan is getting his time in the shine, but did they really have to make him look like a sleazy frat boy turned sleazy investment banker?! Allan might be a Murdough.

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Eva Mendes Called Ryan Gosling Her Husband During An Interview

November 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have allowed the public to play the are they/aren’t they married game for the last decade-plus since they shacked up in 2011. The couple has since lived a very private life with their two daughters and zero sweatpants. Eva especially has largely stayed out of the spotlight and remained mum on speculation about her and Ryan’s relationship until last week when she very conspicuously flashed her “de Gosling” tattoo on Instagram. And shortly after that, she decided to give ‘em somethin’ to talk abowwt by calling Ryan her husband in an interview on Australian TV. So either she forgot that they’d spent years not talking about it, or someone was ready to put on her fancy pants and get back out there on the attention stroll.

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Eva Mendes’ New Tattoo May Hint That She’s Married To Ryan Gosling

November 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been together since 2011, when they co-starred in the movie The Place Beyond the Pines. They have two daughters: Esmerelda, 8, and Amada, 6. For a celebrity couple, these two have kept their relationship pretty private. Back in 2016, rumors swirled that they got secret-married, and last year, Eva was papped wearing a ring on her marriage finger. But they’ve never confirmed or denied the gossip. Well, let’s see if they keep mum this time: Page Six reports that 48-year-old Eva’s wrist tattoo may be proof that she and 42-year-old Ryan are officially husband and wife. Eva took to Instagram to show off the ink, which spells out “de gosling.” Translated from Spanish: “of gosling.” Either Eva belongs to a baby goose, or she and Ryan are maybe/possibly hitched! Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling As Ken In The “Barbie” Movie

June 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Many get a case of hardened nipple knobs and moist tips over Ryan Gosling and I never really have until now! Just slap a bootleg Legend of Billie Jean wig onto his head, slather his skin with fake tan paint (in shade: Tang dream) and dress him in the finest clothes found in the clearance bin of a Miller’s Outpost circa 1989, and you’ve got instant hotness! Warner Bros. released the first pic of Ryan Gosling as Ken, in the Barbie movie and he looks like every generic bad boy in an 80s comedy. In other words, Ryan Gosling has never looked hotter!

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Ryan Gosling Will Be The Ken To Margot Robbie’s Barbie In The “Barbie” Movie

October 24, 2021 / Posted by:

If you thought that Greta Gerwig’s live-action Barbie movie co-written by Noah Baumbach and starring Margot Robbie was the result of a fever dream you had after smoking some Barbie OG while watching Lady Bird, it was not. It’s a real thing and it’s still happening. And well, real-life Ken Doll Matt Bomer can go ahead and dump all those bottles of Sun-In and hair bleach into the dumpster, because Ryan Gosling is probably going to be saying, “Hey Girl Barbie,” as Ken.

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