It Seems Like Megan Fox Has Dumped Machine Gun Kelly
Horrible news for believers in true love but great news for companies who make antibiotics (since a single Machine Gun Kelly may openly be on the loose again). The discount Pam and Tommy Lee, MGK, and Megan Fox, may be over. Actually, I shouldn’t even say “may” because Megan Fox has wiped MGK from her Instagram, and that’s a bigger break-up sign than her cutting off her finger with her trapped engagement ring on it. And before Megan let the world know that she’s probably single for now, MGK let us know that during a recent performance, he got electrocuted, and that may be code for “I got dumped.”
Early this morning, Megan, who is in Arizona with MGK for Super Bowl Weekend, posted pictures from a bathroom mirror photo shoot along with the caption, “You can taste the dishonesty/ it’s all over your breath.” That’s a lyric from the Beyonce song Pray You Catch Me, off of her 2016 album Lemonade (aka the album where she calls out Jay-Z for cheating on her). Megan also included an extremely dramatic video of her burning something. Go ahead and clock time of death on “true love” as whenever Megan Fox posted this message:
Megan is also only following Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles, and MGK’s rival Eminem. And when a commenter on Megan’s post mentioned that MGK probably cheated on her with “Sophie” (referring to guitarist Sophie Lloyd), recent girlfriend-searcher Megan joked that maybe she’s the one who humped on Sophie. via People:
In the comments section, one fan suggested that Kelly was unfaithful in the relationship, writing, “He probably got with Sophie.” In response, Fox joked that it could’ve been her, commenting, “Maybe I got with Sophie” alongside a single fire emoji.
Megan and MGK first met on the set of the movie Midnight in the Switchgrass in March 2020 when she was still married to Brian Austin Green (Megan later claimed on divorce papers that she and BAG separated in November 2019). Megan and MGK got engaged a year ago and celebrated their love by drinking each other’s blood. I’m not sure what the ritual for breaking up with MGK is. Taking the longest Silkwood shower ever?
Breaking up with Megan Fox wasn’t the only big thing to happen to MGK this weekend. While playing a 2-hour (!) set at a Super Bowl concert on Friday night, a bolt from Zeus took aim at MGK and his crop top. Rather than stop MGK’s assault on ears, the shock simply gave him a new ‘do. Evidence of his brush with death appeared on Instagram, where he commented on the electrocution. via People:
The pop-punk star, 32, told fans on Instagram that he got “electrocuted” on stage during a Super Bowl and WM Phoenix Open weekend show in Phoenix, sharing a clip of what went down.
The “Emo Girl” musician reposted an Instagram video from a fan on Friday, showing him rocking out at the Coors Light Bird’s Nest concert series when his hair suddenly seemed to stand up straight. Video from TMZ shows his hair standing up on more than one occasion. The publication reported that EMTs did not show up at the venue.
“Yooo,” MGK wrote with a head-explosion emoji on his Instagram Story. “I got electrocuted and my hair stood up.”
the hair 😂⚡️ @machinegunkelly pic.twitter.com/T0HZGkuIqM
— MGK Updates 💘⚡️ (@mgk_usa) February 11, 2023
I’m leaning towards STUNT. He seems like the type of guy who said he was violently electrocuted after rubbing his feet on the carpet and then touching a balloon. Considering he’s always doing something “edgy” with his hair and his music sounds like something made under duress, I don’t think anyone in the audience really noticed, so he had to point it out on social media. And after that show, he and Megan went to Drake’s Super Bowl party together. So something happened between Friday night and early this morning that tore history’s greatest lovers apart. Maybe when MGK got “electrocuted,” Megan Fox also got shocked with the realization that marrying MGK is the opposite of a good decision.
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