May 6th is an extremely important day, and I don’t have to tell you why. But I will. It’s National Crepe Suzette Day! I’m sure you’ve already got that important holiday written in Sharpie on your calendar and already counting down the days. But a much less exciting celebration is also happening on May 6th. The coronation of King Charles III is going down that day. Since it’s about a month away, Buckingham Palace has released a new picture of King Chuck and the side piece formerly known as Duchess Camilla and, more recently, Queen Consort Camilla. The palace also put out the official invitation for King Charles’ coronation, and Queen Camilla’s new title made its debut on it.

After THE QUEEN’s death last year, Prince Charles became King Charles III, and Duchess Camilla became Queen Consort Camilla. But that title was just a placeholder, I guess. Because back in February, Ben wrote about how the palace decided to do away with the “Consort” shit and simplify her title to Queen Camilla. Now, I’m sure that Camilla has been scribbling “Queen Camilla” with crown-hungry eyes in her diary for decades, but that title has now been officially used by the palace. It’s a big day for tampons AND side pieces everywhere!

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Since Donald Trump was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records and was taken in to get his teeny, tiny fingerprints taken yesterday, Americans have been handling this historical event in a few different ways. Some Trump supporters crowded the NYC courthouse and Trump Tower to protest his arrest; some showed up to counter-protest; and many stayed home to process this all in another way: taking to Pornhub to see if Stormy Daniels’ downstairs was worth $130,000 and potential jail time. According to TMZ, Stormy–who’s already making a ton from her “Team Stormy” merch— is also dominating Pornhub during all of this.

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Now that Angela “Blac Chyna” White has officially stopped trying to penetrate the Kardashian Koven’s inner sanctum; she’s proving to be an even bigger fan of Beyoncé. Because with her brand new transformation by getting those janky Jessica Rabbit fillers removed from her face and booty, she’s enjoying a little renaissance of her own. And apparently, that also included her leveling up a few notches by completing her college degree in liberal studies from Sacramento Theological Seminary and Bible College. However, even though this is truly a move in the right direction for good ol’ Angela White, I’m just sad she didn’t make this decision sooner. Because she and Kanye could have become the new Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker during his Sunday Services.

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Bethenny Frankel, of former The Real Housewives of New York City fame and of current “yelling loudly about something from her luxurious closet and posting it on Instagram” fame, defended Gwyneth Paltrow’s restrictive bone broth slurping diet just a few short weeks ago; because she thinks Goopy’s demographic is too old to be influenced into eating disorders. But Bethenny, the creator of Skinnygirl brand margaritas, salad dressings, shapewear, and probably tampons at some point, does draw a line somewhere; she just took aim at the celebrity-loved trend of using Ozempic for weight loss. Why? Because she says, it could cause eating disorders and body dysmorphia, along with other dangers.

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During Pamela Anderson’s PR bonanza to promote her memoir and Netflix documentary, both titled Pamela, A Love Story, she talked a lot about her first husband, Tommy Lee, and said her time with him was the only time she was “ever truly in love.” It was also reported in February that 55-year-old Pam texted Tommy to reminiscence about happier times with their sons, Brandon Thomas Lee and Dylan Jagger Lee, and to blame the paparazzi for tearing their love apart. 60-year-old Tommy Lee is currently married to his fourth wife, 36-year-old Brittany Furlan, and sources said that Pamela wasn’t trying to home-wreck his current marriage with her texts. Brittany, who used to be a Vine “star” and is active on TikTok, lives online, and so she took to social media where she joked Pamela wouldn’t care if she died. But thankfully, that beef never went anywhere, and now Brittany says that she and Pamela are good. And while she and Pamela are good, Brittany has let us know that her vagina is not because, well, you know…

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