Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Are Reportedly “On A Break”
Today in NO SHIT, SHERLOCK, a source tells Us Weekly that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are officially “on a break”. This earth-shattering news comes ten days after Megan showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar party sans engagement ring and five weeks after she took to Instagram to imply that Machine Gun cheated and they were through. The insider adds that the couple has pressed pause on their wedding plans.
via US Weekly:
“Megan and MGK are currently on a break but are still in contact,” the source says of the Jennifer’s Body actress, 36, and the “Emo Girl” artist, 32. “They are very hot and cold.”
The insider adds that, since getting engaged in January 2022, the couple hasn’t set a wedding date. And, after this latest drama, they’re definitely not in any rush to choose a venue:
“They have stalled wedding planning to work on their issues,” the source tells Us. “Their relationship is pretty volatile at the moment. They are currently off, but still texting each other.”
Jesus Christ, just break up already! Why does this relationship have as many endings as Lord of the Rings: Return of the King?? Throw white rapper Colson Baker into the fires of Mount Doom, where he belongs. Megan, it’s time to go back to the Shire.
Even though these two are “on a break”, this obviously won’t be the last we hear about their exhausting relationship. I’m sure there will be a reconciliation, re-engagement, more cheating rumors, and, finally (HOPEFULLY), break up for good. If I were Megan and MGK’s relationship counselor, I’d order them both to call it quits. Then, the moment our session was over, I’d immediately break my therapist oath of confidentiality and call my friends to talk shit. “Dude smashed Megan’s water glass on his forehead for attention. He got blood all over my couch! But, luckily, Megan licked most of it up…”
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