Shannen Doherty Files For Divorce From Husband Kurt Iswarienko And It’s Probably Going To Get Messy
I learned at a very early age to never ever fuck with Brenda Walsh. But apparently, her photographer husband, Kurt Iswarienko, didn’t get that memo. Shannen Doherty has filed papers to legally quit Kurt Iswarienko after 11 years of marriage. And Shannen’s rep Leslie Sloane didn’t bother with spitting out a generic canned PR statement like, “We will remain friends forever, and please respect our privacy at this time.” Nope. Instead, Leslie Sloane torched that “privacy please” sign and brought out the petty by not-so-subtly accusing Kurt of cheating on Shannen with his agent. And Leslie Sloane named names. So yeah, in the picture above, Shannen Doherty is giving her best “fuck around and find out” face while Kurt’s face is saying, “I found out.”
Sources Say Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn Split Over Personality Differences And His Struggle With Her Fame
Over the weekend, many a Swiftie’s Easter was ruined when they learned Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn had split up after six years of dating. Planted sources and/or Taylor’s snakiest friends claimed that the break-up was “amicable” and “not dramatic.” Now, People reports that more insiders have come out of the woodwork to share their opinions on why the couple called it quits. And, no, the reason isn’t a torrid love affair with serial sperminator Nick Cannon. It’s boring old incompatibility.
Rupert Murdoch’s Engagement To Ann Lesley Smith Has Been Called Off After Only Two Weeks
TRUE LOVE IS DEAD. Vanity Fair reports that 92-year-old billionaire Rupert Murdoch and his 66-year-old fiancé, ex-police chaplain Ann Lesley Smith, have called off their engagement. It was just last month that Rupert announced his plans to make Ann his fifth wife, less than a year after divorcing #4, Jerry Hall. Rupert said he was looking forward to “spending the second half of our lives together.” HA! Alas, Marriage #5 was not meant to be. A source tells Vanity Fair that Rupert had become “increasingly uncomfortable” with Ann’s “outspoken evangelical views.” Wait. Ann was too religious and conservative for Rupert Murdoch, the guy behind Fox News?? Dear Jesus!
Michelle Branch Was Arrested For Domestic Assault After Accusing Her Husband Patrick Carney Of Cheating On Her
Michelle Branch hasn’t really been in the spotlight since the early aughts, when you couldn’t flip to any radio station without hearing her scream-singing her smash, Everywhere. These days, you might be lucky to hear one of her handful of moody singles in the grocery store while perusing for the perfect endive. She’s kept a relatively low profile since then, probably happy to count her money and go out in public without being recognized–that is, up until the last 24 hours. TMZ reports that Michelle believes that her husband of three years, Patrick Carney (who drums for The Black Keys), has been cheating on her with his manager, Haley McDonald. So, she put him on blast on Twitter and then gave a statement confirming their split. But it didn’t end there. Michelle was later arrested for allegedly slapping Patrick early yesterday morning.
The Split Between Lisa And Lenny Hochstein Of “Real Housewives Of Miami” Has Gotten Much Messier
Back in May, the news broke that Real Housewives of Miami cast member Lisa Hochstein had split from Lenny Hochstein after 12 years of marriage and 2 kids, 7-year-old Logan and 2-year-old Elle. From the get, this break-up was full of drama. First, it was reported that 56-year-old plastic surgeon Lenny, who calls himself the “boob god,” had already moved on to 26-year-old Austrian ass model Katharina Mazepa. Then, 40-year-old Lisa allegedly confronted the two at a Miami nightclub and a drink was allegedly thrown.
Just three months later, and things have gotten messier than Lenny’s scrubs after a 15-hour facelift/boob job/tummy tuck/BBL complete body overhaul (in Miami they call it, “El Cuádruple”). Lisa filed new court documents that accuse her estranged husband of trying to “financially strangle her,” and Lenny’s new piece Katharina filed a restraining order against Lisa, alleging that she’s been the victim of “harassment, cyberstalking, bullying and defamation.”
Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonález Have Broken Up
It’s only been a few months yet Eiza González has already thrown Jason Momoa in the recycling bin next to Josh Duhamel, Liam Hemsworth, Maluma, Timothée Chalamet … wait just a minute, what the hell kind of cockamamie recycling bin is this? You can’t mix twinks with aluminum cans. The city will never pick that shit up! At any rate, People reports that Jason and Eiza have parted ways because of “their two busy schedules” and are “in different life stages.” The couple had reportedly been dating since February but their relationship wasn’t confirmed until last month. Jason and his partner of 17 years, Lisa Bonet, announced their split in January.