Night Crumbs
Tori Spelling has been seen wearing an eye patch on the pap stroll, and before you guess that her busted eye is from a bootleg Botox gone wrong situation, she has a different reason. And it’s a reason straight from The Department of Dumb. Tori says that she got an ulcer on her eyeball from wearing daily disposable contacts for too long. There’s a reason why they’re called “dailies.” You’re supposed to toss them into the trash after one use, but Tori slept in them and has gone “20 days” without taking them out. Tori is switching to 30-day contacts when her eye is healed up. You know, the good thing about Tori having a messed-up eye is that she can use it when talking to her creditors. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t see that latest past due notice since one of my eyeballs is out of commission, and the other one is always rolling at my husband’s antics.” – Just Jared
Variety did an exposé on Don Lemon’s reign of assholery on women at CNN, and it includes this gem from Soledad O’Brien: “Don has long had a habit of saying idiotic and inaccurate things, so it sounds pretty on brand for him.” – Pajiba
Lukas Gage And Chris Appleton Are Reportedly Engaged
In just a couple of years, 27-year-old Lukas Gage has gone from “poor actor with tiny apartment” to star in The White Lotus season 1 and You season 4. Lukas is also going to be in the next season of Fargo. So with Lukas collecting credits and his star rising, he’s gonna need a few failed marriages to really fit in with Hollywood. And it looks like he’s starting off his Wiki spouses list with Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez’s 39-year-old hairstylist Chris Appleton! The pair are reportedly engaged and went ring shopping together after dating for like a second. Okay, two seconds.
Spanish Actress Ana Obregón Used A Surrogate To Carry Her Grandchild Using Her Late Son’s Sperm
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… a 68-year-old Spanish actress has caused a ton of controversy after using her late son’s sperm and a surrogate to give birth to her granddaughter. Huh. HUH. Last week, actress and presenter Ana Obregón was papped outside a Miami hospital holding a newborn baby she named Ana Sandra Lequio Obregón. People assumed Baby Anna was Anna Sr.’s daughter and many tsk-tsk-ed her apparent use of a surrogate at her age. Surrogacy is actually banned in Spain, where many politicians and media types refer to it as “womb renting.” But today, ¡Hola! magazine released an interview with Ana, where she revealed that Baby Ana is actually the daughter of an egg donor and her only son, Aless Lequio García, who passed away from cancer in 2020. If there was ever a time to use the “Escándalo” tag… Continue reading
Olivia Wilde Says That Jason Sudeikis Hasn’t Paid Her Any Child Support Despite Him Being A Lot Richer Than Her
After a judge once again shot down Jason Sudeikis’ request to move his messy child custody fight with his ex Olivia Wilde from Los Angeles to New York, she accused him of filing frivolous requests with the court because he’s trying to litigate her until she’s too broke to legally fight him. Olivia said that Jason has a lot more money than her and accused him of using his riches to drag out their legal fight. In her latest filing, Olivia is talking about money again, specifically, all the money that Jason hasn’t given her in child support. The Blast says that Olivia is now asking the court to order Jason to pay child support, including back child support, and also pay for some of her legal fees. Olivia’s attorney is THEE Laura Wasser, so obviously, Ted Lasso’s going to have to fart up more than a dozen biscuits to even begin to put a dent in her lawyer fees.
Open Post: Hosted By Christina Aguilera Promoting Swallowing
Christina Aguilera went on the podcast Call Her Daddy, and she talked about sex, baby. Page Six reports that Xtina outed herself as a proud swallower. She says that swallowing is great because semen has “a lot of protein.” Oh no, is Christina’s only source of protein her partner’s jizz? “Babe, I’m feeling weak! Do your thing…”
A 21-Year-old YouTuber Is Recovering After He Pranked The Wrong One At A Mall And Got Shot
Tanner Cook is a 21-year-old from Virginia who enjoys doing things for attention on the internet (what historians will refer to as the “viral moment“). In his quest to become the next Johnny Knoxville or Jake Paul, Tanner and his band of merry men, the Classified Goons on YouTube, enjoy pulling a little prank here and there, all in the name of fun. But on one fateful day at the Dulles Town Center in Sterling, VA, the fun came to an abrupt end when one of Tanner’s pranks lead to a bullet being introduced into his body. And that’s where the laughter stopped.