Rocky and Riri really rolls right off the tongue but don’t take that to mean that their tongues are literally rolling off each other. I mean they might be, but The Sun seems to think that A$AP Rocky and Rihanna are actually dating. Rihanna’s billionaire ex-boyfriend’s body isn’t even cold yet (in fact I’m willing to bet it’s still hot), but the 2020 Coochie Watchers cannot, and will not, be deterred!
Rihanna recently split with her billionaire boyfriend of nearly three years, Hassan Jameel, and now it appears as though she’s already moved on with American ambassador to Sweden shoo-in A$AP Rocky. And somewhere, Drake is crying oceans of tears into his latest ugly sweater.
Sweden has proven itself to be Troll Master Queen of the Baltics. After keeping A$AP Rocky in jail for a month over a possible assault charge, Sweden finally charged him and put him through a trial. Once the trial ended, the court released him and his co-defendants and they went back to America as a verdict was decided. That verdict came in today, and A$AP and company have been found guilty of assault in Sweden. They won’t do jail time, though, but Sweden has hit them with fines. Hey, A$AP, maybe Donald Trump will pay your tab for you?
UPDATE: The judge just released A$AP Rocky and the other two defendants and is letting them leave Sweden. The verdict will be laid down on August 14, but since the judge let them go, there’s a good chance they’re all going to be found not guilty. And, of course, you know who is still acting like he cares.
A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2019
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So the A$AP Rocky trial in Sweden is coming to a close and it’s pretty much up to the judges to come to their conclusions on the evidence and lay down a sentence. After being arrested in Sweden early last month for a street fight, and being locked up ever since–A$AP will soon find out if he will be able to leave and fly back to his celebrity life where he can tour and rap and say that Black Lives Matters is a bandwagon. Or if he’ll be spending a minute in a Swedish prison cell. But lucky for him, Donald Trump is still sticking his nose in Swedish business–because as everyone knows: people outside of America love Donald Trump.
What did I tell you about those Swedish trials? That shit goes quick. A$AP Rocky‘s assault trial started on Tuesday so today will potentially be the last day before the judges deliberate. We’ll see, but it’s the most “explosive” day of the trial, I suppose one could say–as today is the day that A$AP took the stand to defend himself against that guy who harassed him in the streets relentlessly until the point that A$AP and his friends had to beat his ass. No word on if Donald Trump will make an appearance as a character witness for A$AP since he knows him so well and really cares about this situation.
An A$AP Rocky Fan Tried To Storm The Swedish Embassy And Threatened To Blow It Up, Was Unsurprisingly Arrested
And you thought the Little Monsters were on a new level of insane? They have nothing on this moronic A$AP Rocky stan who was arrested at the Swedish Embassy after she threw a hissy fit about his imprisonment and threatened to blow the place up.