Category: ASAP Rocky

Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Are Either Dating Or They’re Not

January 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Rocky and Riri really rolls right off the tongue but don’t take that to mean that their tongues are literally rolling off each other. I mean they might be, but The Sun seems to think that A$AP Rocky and Rihanna are actually dating. Rihanna’s billionaire ex-boyfriend’s body isn’t even cold yet (in fact I’m willing to bet it’s still hot), but the 2020 Coochie Watchers cannot, and will not, be deterred!

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A$AP Rocky Was Found Guilty In Sweden But Will Not Serve Jail Time

August 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Sweden has proven itself to be Troll Master Queen of the Baltics. After keeping A$AP Rocky in jail for a month over a possible assault charge, Sweden finally charged him and put him through a trial. Once the trial ended, the court released him and his co-defendants and they went back to America as a verdict was decided. That verdict came in today, and A$AP and company have been found guilty of assault in Sweden. They won’t do jail time, though, but Sweden has hit them with fines. Hey, A$AP, maybe Donald Trump will pay your tab for you?

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Swedish Prosecutors In The A$AP Rocky Case Want Him To Serve Six Months In Prison (UPDATE)

August 2, 2019 / Posted by:

UPDATE: The judge just released A$AP Rocky and the other two defendants and is letting them leave Sweden. The verdict will be laid down on August 14, but since the judge let them go, there’s a good chance they’re all going to be found not guilty. And, of course, you know who is still acting like he cares.

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So the A$AP Rocky trial in Sweden is coming to a close and it’s pretty much up to the judges to come to their conclusions on the evidence and lay down a sentence. After being arrested in Sweden early last month for a street fight, and being locked up ever since–A$AP will soon find out if he will be able to leave and fly back to his celebrity life where he can tour and rap and say that Black Lives Matters is a bandwagon. Or if he’ll be spending a minute in a Swedish prison cell. But lucky for him, Donald Trump is still sticking his nose in Swedish business–because as everyone knows: people outside of America love Donald Trump.

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A$AP Rocky Takes The Stand To Testify In His Assault Trial In Sweden

August 1, 2019 / Posted by:

What did I tell you about those Swedish trials? That shit goes quick. A$AP Rocky‘s assault trial started on Tuesday so today will potentially be the last day before the judges deliberate. We’ll see, but it’s the most “explosive” day of the trial, I suppose one could say–as today is the day that A$AP took the stand to defend himself against that guy who harassed him in the streets relentlessly until the point that A$AP and his friends had to beat his ass. No word on if Donald Trump will make an appearance as a character witness for A$AP since he knows him so well and really cares about this situation.

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