Category: Dionne Warwick

Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Already Working On Making 2023 Better For Us All

January 5, 2023 / Posted by:

I just knew Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda were gonna try to pull Dolly Parton into this mess! And here we are. Consequences of Sound reports that Dolly’s going to contribute to a song on the soundtrack for 80 for Brady, that CTE inducing movie produced by Tom Brady, starring Dolly’s old 9 to 5 crew of working stiffs plus Rita Moreno and Sally Field pretending they’ve never seen an Oscars podium before. But if anybody’s going to save that drek from complete and utter dreckitude, it’s Dolly. Shit, she saved the Mexican Pizza AND New Year’s Eve. So she should have no problem saving her girls from making absolute fools of themselves. But Harry Hamlin’s on his own!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Time Dionne Warwick Held An Intervention Regarding Snoop Dogg’s Lyrics

January 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Legendary hussy harasser Dionne Warwick is receiving her flowers in the upcoming CNN documentary Dionne Warwick: Don’t Make Me Over. But one story involving Snoop Dogg during the early days of his career sounds like a scene straight out of The Godfather. Dionne invited Snoop, Suge Knight, and Kurupt to her house for a 7 a.m. meeting about their misogynistic lyrics, and Snoop admits at the time we were nervous before the meeting (as he should have been).

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Open Post: Hosted By Dionne Warwick Being Mistaken For Gladys Knight

September 1, 2022 / Posted by:

History was made last night as Serena Williams won her 108th(!) U.S. Open title when two hussies misidentified Dionne Warwick for Gladys Knight and survived. Naturally, there were a shit ton of celebrities in the stadium to see what could be Serena’s last U.S. Open and both Dionne and Gladys were there. But ESPN broadcasters Mary Carillo and Chanda Rubin both seemingly agreed that the elegant matron with the iconic short blond hair and cheekbones that could cut a bitch from across a room was Gladys, who plays, instead of Dionne, who absolutely does not. And I’m not talking about tennis, I’m talking about with fools.

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The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame’s 2022 Nominees Include Dolly Parton, Eminem, And Lionel Richie

February 2, 2022 / Posted by:

This morning the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced their seventeen nominees for 2022’s Hall of Fame induction. The shortlist includes Dolly Parton, Eminem, Lionel Richie, Dionne Warwick, Pat Benatar, Duran Duran, and Kate Bush. Sounds like a fantastic hypothetical dinner party. If anybody got too big for their britches (Simon Le Bon), Dionne would tear them a new asshole. Then she’d order Kate Bush to ease the tension by dancing. And Kate totally would (Babooshka-stylez), because nobody says no to Dionne. Continue reading

Dionne Warwick Basically Told Wendy Williams To Stop Talking About Her

December 10, 2020 / Posted by:

People says that there was some mild drama between Dionne Warwick and Wendy Williams. The 79-year-old chanteuse has made some waves on Twitter with her incredible commentary and it caught 56-year-old Wendy’s attention. While talking about her on The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy brought up an old marijuana charge against Dionne and started riffing about how the older lady must still enjoy her ganja. Dionne performed a semi-clapback on Twitter and called out Wendy’s clowning, suggesting Wendy “refrain” from speaking her name.

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Dionne Warwick Doesn’t Think That Beyonce Is An Icon Yet, And Of Course The Beyhive Came For Her

May 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Seen above getting her slappin’ hand ready for any Beyhivers who want to get the stingers slapped off of them by coming after her, Dionne Warwick told zero lies when she said that there are no new musical icons and not even Beyonce has reached that status yet. I should say that Dionne wasn’t totally telling the truth when she said that a musical artiste of today has yet to be crowned an icon for the ages. I mean, has Cousin Dionne’s ears felt the sweet humping of Jan Terri yet?

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