Category: Reunited And It Feels So Good

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Staying In An Island Fortress To Save Their Marriage

August 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Last time on “Keeping Up with the Kardashian-West Marriage Krisis”, Kim Kardashian was still on the fence about splitting from Kanye West. After he ignored her calls for a month, Kim flew out to her husband’s compound in Wyoming, allegedly with the intention of ending things. Did the kouple rekonnect in Kowboy Kountry? Or did Kim realize it wasn’t a good look to divorce someone in the middle of a very public breakdown? Either way, these two are giving it another shot.

Kim, Kanye, and their four kids jumped on their private jet and flew to an island outside of America. TMZ says they wanted “an appropriate setting to try and save their marriage”. And, here’s the kicker (brace yourself)… there will be NO PHOTOS. No selfies, no reality TV cameras, no paps. Jesus Christ. If a Kardashian doesn’t get filmed, does she even exist? My money’s on Kim fading away like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.

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Kim Kardashian Cried After Kanye West Took Her To A Wyoming Wendy’s

July 28, 2020 / Posted by:

It is our patriotic duty to keep abreast of any developments pertaining to Kanye West, who despite recent distractions, is still, according to TMZ, running for President of the United States. So like it or not, we are in for a penny, in for a pound (or more accurately in for $.02 given Kanye’s propensity for rounding up). While Donda: With Child’s water still hasn’t broken yet (what’s he even paying you for, Donda’s doula?), there has been some progress made at Kanye’s Wyoming ranch. According to People, Kanye finally agreed to receive his wife Kim Kardashian. But instead of letting her inside the compound to grab a sandwich or a coffee so they could talk in private, the two headed out to Wendy’s and had an argument in the car in front of the paparazzi.

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Katie Couric Hosted A “Parent Trap” Reunion

July 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Because there’s nothing else going on during this never-ending pandemic hellscape, Katie Couric hosted a throwback Zoom reunion of The Parent Trap. Ahem, the The Parent Trap *remake* from 1998. Not the 1961 original. That particular reunion would consist of 74-year-old Hayley Mills talking to a mirror, because most of that cast is dancing to “Let’s Get Together” in heaven.

Here’s who showed up: actors Lindsay Lohan (wow, what a get!) Dennis Quaid, Elaine Hendrix, Lisa Ann Walter, Simon Kunz, director Nancy Meyers and writer-producer Charles Shyer. Since network television is totally over, it was hosted by Katie on her Instagram page.

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New Daddy Anderson Cooper MIGHT Be Back Together With His Ex Benjamin Maisani

May 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Last week Anderson Cooper warmed our cold corona-hearts when he unexpectedly revealed he’d become a first-time daddy (alas, Allison already made the sexy daddy/baby daddy joke). His son, Wyatt Morgan Cooper, was born via surrogate last Monday. Anderson shared the news on Instagram and in an announcement on his CNN show, Anderson Cooper 360°. And Anderson and the nannies may be getting help with changing diapers and telling little Wyatt, “There’s nothing to cry about, you’re RICH!“, whenever the kid scream cries. Us Weekly claims that before Wyatt’s birth, Anderson got back with his ex, club owner Benjamin Maisani. Ben and Anderson dated for nine years before breaking up in early 2018.

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Shia LaBeouf Aired Out His Massive Chest Tattoo While Exercising With His Ex Mia Goth

March 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Shia LaBeouf has been the cause of much embarrassment over the years. Between his Vegas wedding with Mia Goth that was live streamed on TMZ, cringey performance art projects, drunken rants ending in his arrest, and me somehow still thinking I would, Shia has caused more embarrassment to himself and others, than an accidental wet fart in a crowded elevator. But at least his tattoos were unremarkable. Well, not anymore! According to Page Six, Shia is back together with his ex Mia, and recently, showed off his extensive chest tattoos while the two were out exercising (with smoke breaks for Shia) in Pasadena, CA. The good news is he hasn’t tattooed his face (yet). The bad news is that Shia might be a Juggalo now. Or maybe that’s the good news! I don’t know, nothing makes sense in this world anymore.

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Open Post: Hosted By Steve Carell And John Krasinski’s Social Distancing “Office” Reunion

March 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Two sexy hot daddies, Steve Carell and John Krasinski, remotely reunited in honor of The Office’s fifteenth anniversary. Cue all the bros on Tinder immediately splooshing their pajama jeans (seriously, half those online dating dudes exclusively speak in Office quotes, the other half list their “Employer” as “Dunder Mifflin” #YaBasic).

The reunion consisted of Steve and John giggling about good times and reminiscing about their favorite Office moments. Unlike those feuding d-bags on Will & Grace, that cast genuinely seems to like one another.

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