Ladies, when you’ve got one as hot as Birdman, you don’t let him fly away so easily. The man behind Cash Money Records, which sounds like a parody record company from Fear Of A Black Hat, made a surprise visit to Toni Braxton’s concert on Wednesday in Atlanta. Toni invited Birdman onstage and greeted him with a deep hug. Then, she led him offstage by the hand, leading people to believe that the pair may have reconciled after announcing their split (kinda sorta, neither were explicit about it) earlier this month.
According to Page Six:
Braxton was singing her song “I Love Me Some Him,” when he casually pulled an Offset — walking on stage to her surprise.
The reunion was filmed by a concert goer and posted on Instagram.
They look like they gonna fuck, y’all! Birdman’s gonna get all up on that hen, whip out his (checks notes) cloaca opening, and do it like a real Birdman should. Toni better hope she starts laying some fertile golden eggs though, because if J.Harvey’s calculator don’t lie, she’s still looking at $1,237,215.92 owed to the Taxman. And trust me, nobody wants to know how the Taxman gets down.
But hey, maybe Birdman plans to take care of the bill himself with a little help from The Boy Who Would Be King of R&B. Birdman’s recent collaboration with Jacquees called (checks notes) “Lost At Sea II”, could eventually take off and he could save the entire Braxton clan, and all their assorted hairpieces, from the poorhouse.