Miley Cyrus is obviously really jealous of the positive energy her father Billy Ray Cyrus was able to engender from the black community with his feature on Lil Nas X‘s Old Town Road because she really let the flood gates of apology flow open when she was recently called out again for her previous remarks on hip-hop culture during part of her “I’m not urban, I’m a country bumpkin now” musical era.
Miley is again doing hip-hop-ish music on her new album so I guess she’s trying to highly emphasize how sorry she is for all her past transgressions. Well, your dad certainly has nudged the door open for you, we’ll see how you play this…
Apparently it’s Messy Cake Feuds Week. Except unlike yesterday’s cake battle, in which a woman got pissed at Walmart not getting anywhere near the cake she wanted, this feud is about Miley Cyrus getting exactly the cake she wanted. Problem is, she allegedly didn’t ask first before she stole the design from the baker, and now that baker is pissed.
Continuing the recent trend in thin-skinned celebrity overreaction to criticism, Miley Cyrus #tooktotwitter to express her extreme displeasure at a bad review for her latest EP “She Is Coming”. The review titled “Miley Cyrus’ ‘She Is Coming’ Is a Directionless Hot Mess Express” appeared in Highsnobiety. It gets 5 stars from me for the headline alone, but Miley feels otherwise and implored its author to suck her nuts.
Chirpy time-lost hippie Miley Cyrus dropped an EP on Friday and she’s trying to get some attention for it by selling $20 condoms on her official website. Let me say this – if the rubber’s costing you two sawbucks EACH, whatever you’re putting that rubber into better be mint. You can get a condom out of a machine in a dive bar for a buck!
Lil Nas X‘s Old Town Road was already a hit before Billy Ray Cyrus guested on the remix. But the remix really blew up on the charts (although, Nashville isn’t loving it) and has been #1 on the Billboard 100 for seven weeks now. Well, Lil Nas is super pumped about it, so pumped that he decided to surprise Billy Ray with a thank you gift in the form of a new Maserati.
Was Britney Spears being held against her will in a mental institution like some awful 2019 Frances Farmer situation? Is her father not colon-ruptured, but lying and way evil and controlling her life like Big Brother? Is her mother’s mysterious double-tapping of #FreeBritney posts proof that Brit Brit is in trouble? Britney herself says no, and is out of the mental health facility she was in to reportedly deal with an issue with her meds. And now a fellow child star turned pop star has entered the #FreeBritney fray. It looks like Miley Cyrus is willing to play Captain Save-A-Ho for Brit Brit, y’all.