Category: Meghan Trainor
Meghan Trainor Says Her Husband, Daryl Sabara, Has A Huge Penis That Hurts During Sex
29-year-old singer Meghan Trainor is currently expecting her second child,. And it sounds like giving birth is honestly the least of her worries, because apparently her husband, 30-year-old Spy Kids star, Daryl Sabara, has a Big Dick of Death that is painful to have sex with. If reading about Meghan and Daryl’s twin toilets of love made you want to pull your eyeballs out and dip them in bleach, then maybe skip this one since Meghan says the words, “pussy anxiety.”
Meghan Trainor Apologized For Making “Careless” Comments About Teachers On Her Podcast
About five years ago, Meghan Trainor and her Spy Kids husband, Daryl Sabara, were papped leaving a sex shop with all kinds of goods. She later explained she was just grabbing some toys for a “friend,” and apparently, that “friend” is a teacher because she recently said on her podcast that they should get fucked! Or, more specifically, “fuck teachers, dude.” But after some backlash, Meghan issued an apology for her “careless” comments and said she was just angry and was only referring to mean teachers.
Open Post: Hosted By Meghan Trainor’s Video Of Her Double Toilet Situation
Last week Meghan Trainor went viral for a really shitty reason. During a podcast appearance, she dropped the bomb that she and her husband, Spy Kids boy Daryl Sabara, had two toilets installed side by side so they could do their business together. 27-year-old Meghan explained that she and Daryl, 29, have peed together a bunch, but only done couple’s-poop-time twice. Ah, such restraint. Meghan got a lot of crap for the story, and now she’s posted a video on TikTok poking fun at her embarrassing leak.
Meghan Trainor And Her Husband Have Two Toilets Next To Each Other
Meghan Trainor went on Nicole Byer’s podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?, and revealed that she and her husband of almost three years, Daryl Sabara (of Spy Kids boy fame), had two toilets installed next to each other so they can go to the bathroom at the same time. It’s official! Urban Dictionary is changing T.M.I. to stand for: Two Toilets, Marriage, and I Didn’t Need To Know That!
Meghan Trainor And Daryl Sabara Announce That They’re Having A Baby
Okay, without thinking too much about it, try to guess how Meghan Trainor and her husband of nearly two years, the Spy Kids boy (aka Daryl Sabara). Did they:
1. Instagram a black and white picture of Meghan and Daryl’s hands forming a heart on her stomach
2. Make a little sponsored content cash by Instagramming a picture of a ClearBlue pregnancy test
3. Honestly, I’m not going to think of a third, because there’s no way you’re going to guess correctly
Meghan and Daryl must not realize that it’s still the official month of spooky scary skeletons and pumpkin patches. Because their pregnancy announcement was delivered nestled among the branches of a fully-decorated Christmas tree. It’s still the first week of October! Even the merchandisers at Target are like, “You couldn’t wait until we put the fun-size Snickers on sale first?”
The Red Carpet Looks At The Grammy Awards Were Out Of This World
The Grammys red carpet always looks like an intergalactic space orgy sprinkled with a bunch of random rappers who just rolled out of bed with barely enough time to grab their grill from the bedside table thrown in for good measure. Every year, it’s a mess. Plus you’ve always got legitimate superstars mixed in with a whole lot whosits and whateverhappenedtos. This year’s Grammy red carpet was no exception. I’m trying to sift through some of these looks, and honestly don’t know where to begin.