Open Post: Hosted By Meghan Trainor’s Video Of Her Double Toilet Situation

Last week Meghan Trainor went viral for a really shitty reason. During a podcast appearance, she dropped the bomb that she and her husband, Spy Kids boy Daryl Sabara, had two toilets installed side by side so they could do their business together. 27-year-old Meghan explained that she and Daryl, 29, have peed together a bunch, but only done couple’s-poop-time twice. Ah, such restraint. Meghan got a lot of crap for the story, and now she’s posted a video on TikTok poking fun at her embarrassing leak.

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Meghan Trainor And Her Husband Have Two Toilets Next To Each Other

Meghan Trainor went on Nicole Byer’s podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?, and revealed that she and her husband of almost three years, Daryl Sabara (of Spy Kids boy fame), had two toilets installed next to each other so they can go to the bathroom at the same time. It’s official! Urban Dictionary is changing T.M.I. to stand for: Two Toilets, Marriage, and I Didn’t Need To Know That!

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Meghan Trainor And Daryl Sabara Announce That They’re Having A Baby

Okay, without thinking too much about it, try to guess how Meghan Trainor and her husband of nearly two years, the Spy Kids boy (aka Daryl Sabara). Did they:

1. Instagram a black and white picture of Meghan and Daryl’s hands forming a heart on her stomach
2. Make a little sponsored content cash by Instagramming a picture of a ClearBlue pregnancy test
3. Honestly, I’m not going to think of a third, because there’s no way you’re going to guess correctly

Meghan and Daryl must not realize that it’s still the official month of spooky scary skeletons and pumpkin patches. Because their pregnancy announcement was delivered nestled among the branches of a fully-decorated Christmas tree. It’s still the first week of October! Even the merchandisers at Target are like, “You couldn’t wait until we put the fun-size Snickers on sale first?”

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The Red Carpet Looks At The Grammy Awards Were Out Of This World

The Grammys red carpet always looks like an intergalactic space orgy sprinkled with a bunch of random rappers who just rolled out of bed with barely enough time to grab their grill from the bedside table thrown in for good measure. Every year, it’s a mess. Plus you’ve always got legitimate superstars mixed in with a whole lot whosits and whateverhappenedtos. This year’s Grammy red carpet was no exception. I’m trying to sift through some of these looks, and honestly don’t know where to begin.

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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter Serving Demure Elegance At The Premiere Of A Kids’ Movie

“Keep your eyes up, Papa, keep your eyes up, you don’t need to get a Smurf boner in your leggings at the premiere of a children’s movie.” – Papa Smurf to himself in that picture, obviously.

The last Smurfs movie only came out in 2013, but Sony has already rebooted it with an all new voice cast. Smurfs: The Lost Village had its premiere in Culver City, CA yesterday and Ariel Winter, who does the voice of Smurf Lily, showed up in an ensemble that once again screamed: I am not the nerd chick I play on Modern Family! Ariel wore a stunning dress that looks like it was made with motel curtains from the 70s and pantyhose. That mess is something Kylie Jenner would design if she did a line for Fashion Nova.

Sure, Ariel wore that to the premiere of a children’s movie during the day and some may think that look is highly inappropriate for the occasion, but I say that it’s highly practical. Maybe Ariel was hitting up Florentine Gardens, or some other club, afterward and what’s really highly inappropriate is flashing drivers as you’re changing in the backseat of a car while driving to the club. Besides, Ariel knew she had to bring a touch of sophistication and glamour to the event since the Smurfs always wear the same boring and homely thing. I mean, if Papa Smurf insisted on wearing another pair of leggings, he could’ve glamour’d it up a bit by wearing leggings with cut-outs or rhinestones. Boring bitch!

Here’s more pictures from yesterday’s premiere including a couple of Joe ManJello holding a Smurfette stuffed doll. If you’re a plushie who’s really into Joe ManJello, those pictures must be a wet dream fantasy come-to-life for you.

Pics: AP, Wenn.com

Meghan Trainor Wants You To Know The Drama Surrounding Her Last Music Video Wasn’t A Publicity Stunt

Back in May, Meghan Trainor cursed our eyes and ears with a music video for the song “Me Too.” About 0.6 seconds after it was released, she yanked it down and cried Photoshop. At the time, the conspiracy theorist in me was skeptical of the whole situation. Like, wouldn’t she have watched the video first before it was released? As someone who has to re-record a greeting at least thirteen times before I assign it as my outgoing message, I can confidently say I’ve spent more time on a lot less. Well, it looks like I can go ahead and put my tinfoil hat away, because according to Meghan Trainor it definitely 100% wasn’t a cheap publicity stunt.

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