Category: Sandra Lee

CNN Fires Chris Cuomo, Effective Immediately

December 5, 2021 / Posted by:

In “Better Late Than Never, I Guess” news, CNN announced during the nothing-to-see-here hour (aka 5 pm on a Saturday) that they are fucking done professionally with Chris Cuomo and have fired him. His CNN show Cuomo Prime Time is no more. Just a few days ago, Chris was indefinitely suspended by CNN for helping his brother, the former Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo, with sexual harassment allegations. Tacked on to the news of Chris Cuomo’s firing is a new allegation from a woman who has accused Chris of sexual misconduct. What a mess. The former First Lady of New York Sandra Lee must be able to see the future when she looks into a glass of her Ocean Breeze cocktail and knew the Cuomo Kingdom was going to crumble so she got out of there quick!

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Sandra Lee’s New Fiancé Is Still Married And His Wife’s Friends Say He’s An “Opportunist”

August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

The former First Lady of New York and the reigning Kween of Kwanzaa, 55-year-old Sandra Lee, has a new man in her life. The New York Post reports that Sandra stepped out in the streets of Paris with her new man, actor/interfaith spiritual leader/The Express Tribune Hottie of The Week for August 11, 2013, 46-year-old Ben Youcef, earlier this month. And in the photos, Sandra is spotted with “a giant jewel” on that finger. The news just so happened to coincide with her longtime ex-boyfriend Andrew Coumo’s announcement that he would resign as Governor of NY amid multiple accusations of sexual harassment. However, before we shout “you go, girl!,Page Six reports we might need to shout “Sandra, you in danger girl!” instead. Turns out that Sandra’s new fiance is actually still married and his wife’s friends say he’s an opportunist and is using her for fame. Whew, if there was ever a time to crack open a bottle of Hpnotiq and go to town, it’s now. No ice required!

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Open Post: Hosted By Ina Garten’s Teeny Tiny Breakfast Time Cosmo

April 1, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re outside in NYC right now, then take your dumb ass inside NOW, you’re not supposed to be out. But while you run inside, watch for falling coochies since the poons of Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York, and Miranda Hobbes blew off in excitement after seeing the recipe for Ina Garten’s breakfast time cocktail for one.

Ina Garten tried (emphasis on “tried“) to come for Sandra Lee’s title of Queen of Cocktail Time by whipping up a Godzilla-sized cosmopolitan. But please, Sandra Lee is looking at that amuse bouche of a cocktail like, “Awww, did that tiny thing come from the children’s menu? Cute.

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Justin Bieber, Whose Missing Cat Was Found By Sandra Lee, Downgraded His Stadium Tour

March 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber, mustache connoisseur and underwear model who occasionally sings, has been on quite the journey these last few months. And the highs and lows keep coming. I know I know, each Justin and Hailey Bieber story should be immediately followed by a mandatory Silkwood shower (that’s a reference for older gays), flea dip and eyeball realignment procedure. But if you’re still following Justin’s life with anything other than morbid curiosity, this story might be of interest.

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Sad, Sad News For New Yorkers: Sandra Lee Is No Longer Your First Lady

September 26, 2019 / Posted by:

In 2018, the population of the State of New York was 19.54 million. Well, Wyoming, the good news for you is that you’re about to move up a spot from the bottom of the list, because New York will be the least populated state in the country since everyone is fleeing that bitch now that semi-homemade treasure Sandra Lee is no longer its First Lady after breaking up with her partner of 14 years Governor Andrew Cuomo, formerly known as Mr. Sandra Lee. Even the Statue of Liberty was seen packing up her Patagonia and moving on over to New Jersey.

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Ariel Winter Managed To Get Two Times The Attention At The Emmys

September 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Attention enthusiasts know that the Emmys are a tasteful affair; you’ve got to balance out your ass with some class. Thankfully, Ariel Winter showed everyone last night how to do it. Ariel came in a dress by Steven Khalil featuring not one, but two crotch-high leg slits. Angelina, who? I’m sure her dress was very expensive, so for those of you hoping to find the look for less, I would probably suggest Craigslist the day after the next AVN awards.

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